YArrrr...
Oi luv Zankou even more. He can scrub my latrine with a whale bone.
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by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 17, 2008 3:16 am
Foist he has to say , " arr "
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by ken worley on Sat May 17, 2008 8:20 am
#19
On the freeway, in bright daylight, at 70 MPH.....
Wait till there is a car in the lane to your right (left, if in england) being driven by a black man.
Look over at him, and when he looks back at you, affect a nervous look, reach across your seat, and snap the lock on your passenger door down.
On the freeway, in bright daylight, at 70 MPH.....
Wait till there is a car in the lane to your right (left, if in england) being driven by a black man.
Look over at him, and when he looks back at you, affect a nervous look, reach across your seat, and snap the lock on your passenger door down.
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by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 17, 2008 4:19 pm
Mess up yer decks and say , Argh
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by Hqrsie on Sat May 17, 2008 5:28 pm
Go into a cafe wearing a tinfoil hat and ask nervously to see the ingredients list. Refuse to order anything because you "just need more time dammit"
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 17, 2008 6:35 pm
yarrrrrr, not doan nuffin but pining aweigh ...ye see....arrr
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by farfalla on Sat May 17, 2008 6:44 pm
(we certainly know what ^ does when he is bored)
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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by Wawizzle on Sat May 17, 2008 7:29 pm
Do math problems. 
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by Taidje Khan on Sat May 17, 2008 8:59 pm
I play "hide." What you do is, you go hide some place, and . . . You wait.
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"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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by farfalla on Sat May 17, 2008 9:17 pm
I play "seek" - looking for someone who is not there
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 17, 2008 9:20 pm
I play "People-Watch", which can be quite entertaining.
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Taidje Khan on Sat May 17, 2008 9:24 pm
OH! I knew that was you, you baldy-headed freak!
R.I.P. George Carlin
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"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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by farfalla on Sat May 17, 2008 9:29 pm
I hang out in graveyards, reading the stones, making up stories about the lives they led
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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by Taidje Khan on Sat May 17, 2008 9:32 pm
I kill small animals and eat 'em.
R.I.P. George Carlin
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"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
FSMMA record: 19-4-0
"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 17, 2008 11:55 pm
Oi go to the head an' think about me cap.
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