Aren’t low-carb diets sacrilegious?

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Postby Namowal Namowal » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:01 pm

Good point. I say we get a "Defense of Dinner" proposition on the ballot where there must be pasta on the plate for it to be legally considered a meal.

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Postby DancingKitty » Tue May 13, 2008 9:38 pm

Somewhat related topics.

Searching for demons only leads to demonizing those that aren't like you. So, are you willing to demonize every diabetic or person with celiac disease, and keep them from His Noodly Embrace?

that's not very nice of you...

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=395
http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=394
http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1291
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Postby Tiddles the Evil » Wed May 14, 2008 5:26 pm

Can I still have Cheezburgr?
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Postby Moral Minority » Wed May 14, 2008 5:33 pm

Tiddles the Evil wrote:Can I still have Cheezburgr?



No. You shall henceforth be vegetarian.

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu May 15, 2008 11:57 am

Now that is blasphemous...

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Postby Clifford » Thu May 15, 2008 12:50 pm

Dam right
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Postby DancingKitty » Thu May 15, 2008 2:06 pm

Tiddles the Evil wrote:Can I still have Cheezburgr?


You are a kitteh, of course you can haz cheezburgr.

Even Tiddlys can haz cheezburgrs.
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Re: Aren’t low-carb diets sacrilegious?

Postby Angel-Hair Archmage » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:58 am

I can eat pasta just fine, Being asian the only things we eat is rice and noodles any ways.
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