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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun May 11, 2008 3:24 am
May ye never foind yer rum cache!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun May 11, 2008 5:11 pm
May you pet yer shark the wrong way!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun May 11, 2008 6:29 pm
May ye accidentally send yer treasure map to the copy shop and have a copy posted on every billboard in Portsmouth!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 12, 2008 2:10 am
May ye foind onlee wun treasure chest, an' it be full o' chicken 'eads!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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Virus
by black bart on Mon May 12, 2008 6:14 am
Arrr,harrr,harrrr,aaaaaaaargh, me hearties, may ye be cursed wiv the overactin Pirate virus, avast shiver me timbers, yer landlubbin lubberly lubbers, aaaaargh.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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pieces o'nine - Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 13, 2008 2:46 am
May ye onlee feed on weevils fer the rest o' yer days!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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hooters
by black bart on Tue May 13, 2008 4:24 am
Arrrrgh...May yer bodice squeeze yer hooters ta bits!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 13, 2008 4:32 am
Oi can say loikewoise, matey!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue May 13, 2008 10:00 am
May yer face freeze like that!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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by ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue May 13, 2008 5:17 pm
May yer face never thaw!
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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pieces o'nine - Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 14, 2008 1:34 am
May yer bosoms shrink!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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Re: Virus
by black bart on Wed May 14, 2008 5:38 am
black bart wrote:I have a huge secret crush on Cap!,harrr,harrrr,aaaaaaaargh, me hearties, may ye be cursed wiv the overactin Pirate virus, avast shiver me timbers, yer landlubbin lubberly lubbers, aaaaargh.
Wot in the name o Captain Cook's knickers is goin on...I has been boarded by a post editor...
A wise old Pirate once told me, afore I made im an hextra button hole,
If ye fires a broadside...ye can expect ta get somat chucked back at ye.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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