Waffles vs Pancakes

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Waffles vs Pancakes

Waffles
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Pancakes
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Waffles vs Pancakes

Postby Hqrsie on Mon May 12, 2008 11:30 pm

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Postby ken worley on Tue May 13, 2008 9:47 am

Well, they're both primarily syrup-and-butter delivery systems, so, I guess waffles hold more.


I invented a waffle iron which makes a 10-inch-thick waffle, with one enormous pock in the center, roughly the size and shape of a drinking glass.

It creates a wafle which holds 16 fl. oz. of butter/syrup.

I am currently modifying it, so that the waffle produced has a handle.(like a coffee mug.)

1. Drink sugar-fat.

2. eat cup.

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Postby DaveL on Tue May 13, 2008 4:32 pm

Why dont they just blend all that fat and syrup it all into a smoothie and see if people will drink it...mmmmmmmmmm
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue May 13, 2008 4:57 pm

I gotta go with waffles because as Mitch Hedberg pointed out, pancakes are really really good when you first take a bite, but by the time you are halfway done, you are fricking sick of em.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue May 13, 2008 5:01 pm

Tank ye fer aarsking me dearie ,


Oi perfers waffles meseffs at the momint 'cos they hold more stuff in dem squares , loike berries and ice cream and sirrup and dodo and such .
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri May 16, 2008 3:40 am

Argh Oi slupped ,

dammit , oi ment waffles fer thee same reesons as Auntie.

Wood thee ness votarr thet perfers pancakes vote fore waffles ?



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Postby Moral Minority on Sat May 17, 2008 4:19 am

Waffles and pancakes make you fat.
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Postby Wawizzle on Sat May 17, 2008 5:49 pm

Waffles are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than pancakes.

Have you ever tried eating a pancake without butter or syrup?!?

Waffles are easily superior.


But you know what is the BEST THING in the WORLD?

Replacing butter with peanut butter.

Or better

Using both. *Drowns in own drool*
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Postby Hqrsie on Sat May 17, 2008 6:02 pm

There's a nice little cafe in my town that makes 20 different kinds of specialty waffles.

From strawberries, kiwi, bananas and icecream, to a breakfast "fryup" waffle with bacon, a fried egg, and cheese.

I plan on trying every variety in the next year.....in the name of scientific discovery of course :wink:
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Re: Waffles vs Pancakes

Postby grr190 on Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:54 am

Waffles kick ass there awesome
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Re: Waffles vs Pancakes

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:59 am

A light, fluffy, airy, buttermilk pancake can almost compete with a decent waffle.

But most pancakes are dense, soggy things that sit in your stomach like a waterlogged piece of pumice.
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Re: Waffles vs Pancakes

Postby Elastoman on Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:18 pm

I went Waffles, on general preference, but if you've ever had a good buckwheat or sourdough pancake, they can be worth the time.

Damn luchtime forum browsing. I wonder if there's a Waffle House nearby...

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Re: Waffles vs Pancakes

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:53 am

You UStateans have never tried Palachinken.

(Austrian pancakes).

Low fat, vegan and a gift from FSM.

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Re: Waffles vs Pancakes

Postby wobastax on Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:11 pm

waffles are good because you can hold stuff in them, like fresh strawberrys and whipped cream. but pancakes are good because you can put fruit INSIDE of them... like blueberries.... :worship:


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Re: Waffles vs Pancakes

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:31 pm

Not sure if you get them in the States - here in the UK we have potato waffles. Yum yum yum yum. Especially yum with a fried egg with a yolk you can dunk into.

Although for sweet, pancakes win every time.

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