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African Queen

Postby black bart » Tue May 13, 2008 5:25 am

Sometimes I think I am watching 'The African Queen' on here...with a younger more attractive and less mosquito bitten couple of course.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri May 16, 2008 9:00 pm

Noice mop ye has tharr lass , oi wuz juss finking , Argh
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat May 17, 2008 3:54 am

Capellini wrote:You got your title, by the way, because a debate over who the King of the Pervets was cropped up somewhere, and I was horrified that anyone would even consider it was someone other than you.

I felt I had to take action.


Cap seems to have a bear bias.

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Postby ken worley » Sat May 17, 2008 8:13 am

That's because bears are made of win.


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Postby Hqrsie » Sat May 17, 2008 4:19 pm

Augh, someone farted, lets get out of here
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat May 17, 2008 4:22 pm

Wot ! faintid on me deck !

dammit he be drooling !

Qwik ! sumone say , Argh !
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Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun May 18, 2008 7:15 pm

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Re: Non-Physically-Complimenting Pick-Up Lines Challenge.

Postby Dr_Mclovin » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:56 pm

some of mine


Im not fred flinstone but ill make your bed rock.

Your Messing with those floppies i got this hard drive...


im like pokemon i wanna pikachu


there must be a keg in your pants cause i wanna tap that


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