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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun May 11, 2008 3:24 am

May ye never foind yer rum cache!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun May 11, 2008 5:11 pm

May you pet yer shark the wrong way!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby The Black Spot on Sun May 11, 2008 6:26 pm

May yer scuppers rot an yer mainssail never rise
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun May 11, 2008 6:29 pm

May ye accidentally send yer treasure map to the copy shop and have a copy posted on every billboard in Portsmouth!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 12, 2008 2:10 am

May ye foind onlee wun treasure chest, an' it be full o' chicken 'eads!
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Virus

Postby black bart on Mon May 12, 2008 6:14 am

Arrr,harrr,harrrr,aaaaaaaargh, me hearties, may ye be cursed wiv the overactin Pirate virus, avast shiver me timbers, yer landlubbin lubberly lubbers, aaaaargh.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon May 12, 2008 6:31 pm

May ye allus 'ave thee lesser ov two weevils.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 13, 2008 2:46 am

May ye onlee feed on weevils fer the rest o' yer days!
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hooters

Postby black bart on Tue May 13, 2008 4:24 am

Arrrrgh...May yer bodice squeeze yer hooters ta bits!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 13, 2008 4:32 am

Oi can say loikewoise, matey!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue May 13, 2008 10:00 am

May yer face freeze like that!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue May 13, 2008 5:17 pm

May yer face never thaw!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed May 14, 2008 1:24 am

May yer boosteryay not boost nuffink.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 14, 2008 1:34 am

May yer bosoms shrink!
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Re: Virus

Postby black bart on Wed May 14, 2008 5:38 am

black bart wrote:I have a huge secret crush on Cap!,harrr,harrrr,aaaaaaaargh, me hearties, may ye be cursed wiv the overactin Pirate virus, avast shiver me timbers, yer landlubbin lubberly lubbers, aaaaargh.


Wot in the name o Captain Cook's knickers is goin on...I has been boarded by a post editor... :cry:

A wise old Pirate once told me, afore I made im an hextra button hole,

If ye fires a broadside...ye can expect ta get somat chucked back at ye.
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