Really Meatballs???

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Meatball or Falafel?

Poll ended at Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:54 am

Meatball
27
82%
Falafel
6
18%
 
Total votes : 33

Really Meatballs???

Postby Brother Jakob on Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:54 am

I Don't mean to be blasphemious but:

Can we really be sure those big brownish looking orbs are meatballs?
They sure look a lot like falafel to me... which tastes great with spaghetti btw
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Postby aquaphase on Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:05 am

while I do enjoy a good falafel, they are non-meatful and, therefore, inferior.
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Postby Brother Jakob on Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:24 am

Ah, but that would be the question here:
where in the scripture (I happen to hold one of the few remaining originals written on sheets of lasagna noodle) does it describe the actual consistence of the balls? I have studied every page many times and have not found any reference.
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Postby Noode on Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:33 pm

I wrote that last bit, I done forgot to log in...
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Postby PestaRzt on Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:42 pm

ok i think it's meat and it's pig. you all know that muslims (oR how they'Re spelled in eng.) aRe not allowed to eat pig and i Really don't think that he would foRbid us to have such a gReat tasty expeRience like eating pig-meatballs with the holy spaghetti. also it could be a symbol foR "hey i'm the mighty FSM and not allah oR sth else"
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Postby T on Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:55 pm

Also, the Flying Spagetti Monster wishes flimsy moral standards for all. Therefore, many ethical and moral arguments, including those for vegetarianism, hold no sway for many Pastafarians. That said, go the falafel!
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Duh...

Postby Brother Jakob on Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:15 am

....but not awake enough to login... :oops:

I wish I could edit the poll to include some more options... admin?
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Postby Benedict on Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:04 am

I think the brown orbs are different things to different people, the Great One is not bound by a single physical form, but can take many flavours to best reward (or punish, maybe they can be coconuts, more people are killed by falling coconuts than are killed by sharks, so coconuts are pretty dangerous) his followers.
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Postby Brother Jakob on Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:00 am

Benedict wrote:...more people are killed by falling coconuts than are killed by sharks...


Wow, I didn't know that! You wouldn't happen to have any statistics to support that claim by any chance?
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Postby KC Observer on Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:24 pm

Fear not, All meatballs are holy in FSM's sight.
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Postby Brother Jakob on Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:10 pm

SisterPrego’nspeaktheword wrote:I agree. Personally, I think they look like tofu balls.

Faith, like sauce, can change depending on who's cooking it up.


Ramen, Sister!
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Postby mj on Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:41 pm

okay, so tofuballs are okay?
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Postby T on Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:30 am

Ahh yes, the delights of processed food. Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein, yum yum.


Actually, it is highly likely that the Holy FSM has no problem with these processed foods. Most meatballs would undoubtably contain HVP and other additives, therefore he's voting that they're okay.
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Postby Brother Jakob on Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:25 am

T wrote:...Most meatballs...


Meatballs???
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Postby Brother Jakob on Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:51 pm

Anonymous wrote:1) He is made of spaghetti
2) Only meatballs are served with spaghetti
3) Therefore God must exist

1) If it were tofu or falfala
2) He would not be made of spahetti
3) Therefore God must exit


Uhm, I think You're in the wrong thread here... You should probably move over to 'serious discussion'.
BTW:
Do you mean falafel or farfale???

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