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The Google Game!

Postby Draconic on Sun May 11, 2008 9:11 pm

Quite simply, search something in Google, and whoever can find the search with the most hits wins! Or whoever finds funny ones.

Rules-
Send us the URL for the search results to verify it

And that's it!

Current winer -1- 21,920,000,000 hits!

Some other interesting ones

Porn-251,000,000 hits
Stupid-178,000,000 hits
Quantum Physics-9,070,000 hits

Good luck!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sun May 11, 2008 10:59 pm

Bear with me here because this is damn funny!


I started with searching for "a" and got 17 billion hits. I gave up there.

I then decided that it might be more fun to set the bar low and try to come up with a search that yielded the least number of results. I kept adding words to decrease the number of hits.

It went pretty far and the least number of hits I could get was 45. I did it with this search:

smelly jesus underwear from mars that comes in a tube that kinda smells like your uncle larry after that time he screwed up trying to drain the toilet on his winnebago in albuquerque that one hot summers night when the moon was full and the scent of sex was wafting through the bars of your crib as little magical fairies danced in the corncob of your mind to the little fairy tunes that they play on harpsicords


The funny part is that google looked at my amazing monologue search and thought that I might have made a typo. Here is the screenshot.

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Google is just so damn helpful!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun May 11, 2008 11:56 pm

I got 6. 7 if you count the omitted results. And in only 11 words.

gargantuan phenobarbital excremental variance xenophobia contusions capsicum incubation duelers coprophilia antidisestablishmentarianism
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Postby Rainswept on Mon May 12, 2008 12:13 am

That's a real game if you only use 2 words.

There exist word combinations that get 1 result.

I got 50 for: defenestrated pastafarian
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Postby Rainswept on Mon May 12, 2008 12:22 am

Google wrote:Results 1 - 2 of 2 for farfegnugen pastafarian


Epic Win.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon May 12, 2008 12:48 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:capsicum



A hot sauce man! Very nice!
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Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Mon May 12, 2008 12:58 pm

:fsm_yarr:
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One result:
http://www.google.bg/search?hl=bg&clien ... 0%B5&meta=
:pirate_fish:
En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Postby Rainswept on Mon May 12, 2008 1:29 pm

That's 3 words using quotes. Quotes are worlds different. I started with "Scrunchies marshmallow" and got zero results.
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Postby Draconic on Mon May 12, 2008 5:04 pm

I got 37,200 for "boobilicious"
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Mon May 12, 2008 9:19 pm

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111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 13, 2008 2:12 am

That's llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllame.

Tee hee.
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Postby black bart on Tue May 13, 2008 5:17 am

Rainswept wrote:That's a real game if you only use 2 words.

There exist word combinations that get 1 result.

I got 50 for: defenestrated pastafarian


Is that called a 'Googlewhack'?
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Postby Thesuperamazing on Tue May 13, 2008 5:40 am

The problem with talking about googlewhacks on forums is that it makes them stop working
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue May 13, 2008 6:47 am

Code: Select all
http://www.google.com.au/search?q=*&hl=en&start=10&sa=N


1 result with one character!! Yeah!!

I wonder what Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg have going on with the asterisk.

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Postby Dr Dagger on Tue May 13, 2008 10:28 am

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