Quite simply, search something in Google, and whoever can find the search with the most hits wins! Or whoever finds funny ones.
Rules-
Send us the URL for the search results to verify it
And that's it!
Current winer -1- 21,920,000,000 hits!
Some other interesting ones
Porn-251,000,000 hits
Stupid-178,000,000 hits
Quantum Physics-9,070,000 hits
Good luck!
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The Google Game!
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The Google Game!
by Draconic on Sun May 11, 2008 9:11 pm
Some people are like slinkys- They don't really serve any purpose, but they bring you pleasure when you push them down the stairs
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by PantyGnawer on Sun May 11, 2008 10:59 pm
Bear with me here because this is damn funny!
I started with searching for "a" and got 17 billion hits. I gave up there.
I then decided that it might be more fun to set the bar low and try to come up with a search that yielded the least number of results. I kept adding words to decrease the number of hits.
It went pretty far and the least number of hits I could get was 45. I did it with this search:
The funny part is that google looked at my amazing monologue search and thought that I might have made a typo. Here is the screenshot.
Google is just so damn helpful!
I started with searching for "a" and got 17 billion hits. I gave up there.
I then decided that it might be more fun to set the bar low and try to come up with a search that yielded the least number of results. I kept adding words to decrease the number of hits.
It went pretty far and the least number of hits I could get was 45. I did it with this search:
smelly jesus underwear from mars that comes in a tube that kinda smells like your uncle larry after that time he screwed up trying to drain the toilet on his winnebago in albuquerque that one hot summers night when the moon was full and the scent of sex was wafting through the bars of your crib as little magical fairies danced in the corncob of your mind to the little fairy tunes that they play on harpsicords
The funny part is that google looked at my amazing monologue search and thought that I might have made a typo. Here is the screenshot.
Google is just so damn helpful!
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun May 11, 2008 11:56 pm
I got 6. 7 if you count the omitted results. And in only 11 words.
gargantuan phenobarbital excremental variance xenophobia contusions capsicum incubation duelers coprophilia antidisestablishmentarianism
gargantuan phenobarbital excremental variance xenophobia contusions capsicum incubation duelers coprophilia antidisestablishmentarianism
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Rainswept on Mon May 12, 2008 12:13 am
That's a real game if you only use 2 words.
There exist word combinations that get 1 result.
I got 50 for: defenestrated pastafarian
There exist word combinations that get 1 result.
I got 50 for: defenestrated pastafarian
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by Rainswept on Mon May 12, 2008 12:22 am
Google wrote:Results 1 - 2 of 2 for farfegnugen pastafarian
Epic Win.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by PantyGnawer on Mon May 12, 2008 12:48 am
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:capsicum
A hot sauce man! Very nice!
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by Andrey Kurtenkov on Mon May 12, 2008 12:58 pm
En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
Българска пастафарианска църква (Bulgarian Pastafarian Church)
- за прослава на Макаронения Бог
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
Българска пастафарианска църква (Bulgarian Pastafarian Church)
- за прослава на Макаронения Бог
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by Rainswept on Mon May 12, 2008 1:29 pm
That's 3 words using quotes. Quotes are worlds different. I started with "Scrunchies marshmallow" and got zero results.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by Draconic on Mon May 12, 2008 5:04 pm
I got 37,200 for "boobilicious"
Some people are like slinkys- They don't really serve any purpose, but they bring you pleasure when you push them down the stairs
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by lordpunkmonk on Mon May 12, 2008 9:19 pm
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 13, 2008 2:12 am
That's llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllame.
Tee hee.
Tee hee.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Googly
by black bart on Tue May 13, 2008 5:17 am
Rainswept wrote:That's a real game if you only use 2 words.
There exist word combinations that get 1 result.
I got 50 for: defenestrated pastafarian
Is that called a 'Googlewhack'?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by Thesuperamazing on Tue May 13, 2008 5:40 am
The problem with talking about googlewhacks on forums is that it makes them stop working
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by St John the Blasphemist on Tue May 13, 2008 6:47 am
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http://www.google.com.au/search?q=*&hl=en&start=10&sa=N
1 result with one character!! Yeah!!
I wonder what Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg have going on with the asterisk.
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by Dr Dagger on Tue May 13, 2008 10:28 am
No results, one character: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%2F&meta=
Signed Dr Dagger, The Yorkshire Ripper
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