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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 03, 2008 4:15 pm

May yer weevils die and yer dead mother-in-law come back to life.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 05, 2008 3:40 am

May yer scurvy clear up an' yer citrus froots multiply!
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Monkeys

Postby black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 5:23 am

May ye get a visit from Davy Jones...

...and be forced ta listen to the Monkey's Greatest hits!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 06, 2008 6:21 am

May ye be plagued wit Rolf Harris' eefa an' ayefa" breath tricks ferevermoor!
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Wobble Board

Postby black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 10:12 am

May ye get Rolf Harris's Wobble Board shoved up where da sun don't shine
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue May 06, 2008 10:50 am

May yer crewe be replaced wiv moggies.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Moggies

Postby black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 12:35 pm

Now that's not nice! :x
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue May 06, 2008 2:03 pm

Aw, Bart, iffin ye cant tayke sum shite, stay offen the poop deck...

:fsm_yarr:
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Postby Robbobrob on Tue May 06, 2008 3:00 pm

May your scruvy grow rickets, and your rickets grow shingles.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 10, 2008 10:40 am

May yer teeth quit rotting and yer hair stop falling out!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 10, 2008 11:47 am

Yarr Planky , loan Rowan wun ove yer wigs .
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 10, 2008 11:50 am

May yer Bonny become not so bonnie.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat May 10, 2008 7:30 pm

May ye foind oot yer bonnie lass be a bonnie lad!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 10, 2008 7:40 pm

Like I care. Well, I care a bit...but not a lot.

Anyway, may yer bonnie lass leave you for Black Bart.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sat May 10, 2008 10:44 pm

May ye nivir foind thee blaggarrrd wot stole yer wigge!
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