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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:14 am

So she calls you Ken, King of the Pervs

You call her...er, Viscountessellini, Velociraptor chops, a native American Indian name translated from 'she who is easily tempted by lobster'...

Give us a clue.
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Re: Pervs

Postby ken worley on Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:47 am

black bart wrote:.....Indian name translated from 'she who is easily tempted by lobster'...

Give us a clue.


You mean like, Squaw-Who-Use-Every-Part-Of-Buffalo-If-Know-What-Mean-Wink-Nudge
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Buffalo

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:56 am

Here's the list:

(Hide - Buckskin)
moccasin tops
cradles
winter robes
bedding
breechclouts
shirts
leggins
lance covers
belts
dresses
pipe bags
pouches
paint bags
pouches
dolls
coup flag covers
quivers
tipi covers
gun cases

(Hair)
headdresses
saddle pad filler
pillows
rope
ornaments
halters
medicine balls

(Tail)
medicine switch
fly brush
lodge exterior
decorations
whips

(Hoof & Feet)
glue
rattles

(Horns)
cups
fire carriers
powder horn
spoons
ladles
headdresses
signals
toys

Meat)
(every part eaten)
pemmican (converted)
hump ribs-immediately
jerky (converted)

(Skin Of Hind Leg)
moccasins or boots

(Rawhide)
containers
clothing
headdress
food
medicine bags
shields
buckets
moccasin soles
rattles
drums
drumsticks
splints
cinches
ropes
belts
bullets pouches
saddles
horse masks
lance cases
armbands
quirts
bull boats
knife cases
stirrups
thongs
horse ornament

You got yourself one useful woman
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Re: Buffalo

Postby ken worley on Sat May 03, 2008 12:21 am

black bart wrote:Here's the list:

](Hide - Buckskin)
moccasin tops
cradles
winter robes
bedding
breechclouts
shirts
leggins
lance covers
belts
dresses
pipe bags
pouches
paint bags
pouches
dolls
coup flag covers
quivers
tipi covers
gun cases

](Hair)
headdresses
saddle pad filler
pillows
rope
ornaments
halters
medicine balls

](Tail)
medicine switch
fly brush
lodge exterior
decorations
whips

](Hoof & Feet)
glue
rattles

(Horns)
cups
fire carriers
powder horn
spoons
ladles
headdresses
signals
toys

]Meat)
(every part eaten)
pemmican (converted)
hump ribs-itoldyou,nottillyoushavethose scratchywhiskers
jerky (converted)

(Skin Of Hind Leg)
moccasins or boots

](Rawhide)
containers
clothing
headdress
food
medicine bags
shields
buckets
moccasin soles
rattles
drums
drumsticks
splints
cinches
ropes
belts
bullets pouches
saddles
horse masks
lance cases
armbands
quirts
bull boats
knife cases
stirrups
thongs
horse ornament

You got yourself one useful woman



Hey!

*eyes narrow*

...aren't these all the same thing?
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Lance Cases

Postby black bart on Sat May 03, 2008 5:20 am

Lance cases, Bullet pouches...

This aint no ordinary squaw...she's from the legendary Mohican Tribes of the North...be very, very careful:

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Postby ken worley on Sat May 03, 2008 9:49 am

I'll put my "teepee cover" on.
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TeePee

Postby black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 10:03 am

Make sure it's water tight!
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Postby Capellini on Fri May 09, 2008 8:31 pm

Wow, looks like I stopped reading this thread at just the right time.
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Postby black bart on Thu May 15, 2008 8:00 am

Capaaaaarrghllini
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 7:18 pm

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