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Postby Dr Dagger on Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:13 pm

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Did you know that the Italians did not invent the pizza? It was invented by an Australian who just happened to be in Italy at the time.


I heard it was an Italian in America that made it first.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 01, 2008 2:13 am

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Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Did you know that the Italians did not invent the pizza? It was invented by an Australian who just happened to be in Italy at the time.


I heard it was an Italian in America that made it first.

Well, I only learnt through the wise uber-knowledge of the school yard. I could very well be wrong.
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Postby farfalla on Thu May 01, 2008 8:38 am

6.4% of children in the 50's were conceived in the back seats of automobiles of which 2.1 were Fords and 2.5 were Chevrolets








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Postby black bart on Thu May 01, 2008 10:06 am

Did you know that Richard III was a keen Dwyle Flonker?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 02, 2008 2:48 am

Did you know that forty percent of people have three heads?
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Postby Dr Dagger on Fri May 02, 2008 11:11 am

Did you know that 56.454445574557454557% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
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Postby farfalla on Sat May 03, 2008 3:01 pm

did you know that 'spot' is located in the US Capitol building
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 05, 2008 4:03 am

Did you know that reality television is the greatest cause of intellectual behaviour?

Also, did you know that monkey excrement is actually comprised of gold and watermelon?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon May 05, 2008 6:23 pm

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Did you know that forty percent of people have three heads?


Did you know that 100% of men have two heads?

Think that one over...









Yes, most men are two-faced. Including me.

You didn't seriously think I meant anything else, surely.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 06, 2008 3:14 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Did you know that forty percent of people have three heads?


Did you know that 100% of men have two heads?

Think that one over...









Yes, most men are two-faced. Including me.

You didn't seriously think I meant anything else, surely.

Of course, of course.

Did any of you know that one hundred million people literally do not exist?
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Postby black bart on Thu May 15, 2008 9:27 am

Did you know that Napoleon Bonaparte died in 1821 and when they dug him up in 1840, he was perfectly preserved (possibly due to arsenic poisoning).
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Postby Taidje Khan on Thu May 15, 2008 12:44 pm

Did you know that Fedor Emelianenko has warm, caring eyes and a beautiful smile, which he uses to mesmerize his opponents into a stupor, allowing him to cave their skulls in at will?

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 16, 2008 1:52 am

i you know that the letter " " has become invisible?
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Postby black bart on Fri May 16, 2008 6:24 am

Did you know that Fedor Emelianenko is a Plumber in his spare time.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 16, 2008 7:23 am

Did you know that I am an artificial intelligence program designed to bring back the Daleks?

EX-TERM-IN-ATE!
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