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Postby anthrobabe on Fri May 02, 2008 10:57 am

CATPIN PUFF wrote:pssshaw, I is told ye is gets plenty o' booty in bilge ye rat-rutting soddage.


ship should have deck toit, so's ye has hold store tresur. but size is not important, is how ye sail it is matter.


yar but it do take an aweful fierce an longish time to gets to Europe in a row boat matey!

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Postby aaRghNAbled on Fri May 02, 2008 12:23 pm

arrrgh, ur ship shud be big nuf to 'old ur booty, an' if it be wormy doan be patchin' it wit lead.
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Dubloons

Postby black bart on Sat May 03, 2008 5:08 am

Corrrrrrrrr...that picture should a been in Playbilge...nothin gets me goin loik a handful o dubloons!
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Re: Dubloons

Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Sat May 03, 2008 12:44 pm

black bart wrote:Corrrrrrrrr...that picture should a been in Playbilge...nothin gets me goin loik a handful o dubloons!


is shud saev playbilge for double handful o' bazooms... :mrgreen:
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Postby Griffin on Sun May 04, 2008 11:32 pm

Bah! Oi misread the title. Oi bin owt diggin trenches.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 05, 2008 3:38 am

Jus' launched anuvver big ship. This wun 'ad corn innit!
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Postby DaveL on Mon May 05, 2008 6:22 am

YArrrrr...

That must be very satisfyin' for ye Captain T. There be nuthing like a big ship full of grains.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 06, 2008 2:57 am

Aye, aye. Oi loike te git me grains, oi hear they 'lp maintain yer scurvy.
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Ship

Postby black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 5:14 am

Here the Queen, gawd bless her, be sayin: My word phillip, that is a big ship, you must lay orf the kebabs:

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 06, 2008 6:19 am

An' that there lady behoind ol' Queenie be starin' at 'er Madgesty's bum. Oi daresay that ol' Queenie's jus' let wun rip.

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Postby DaveL on Tue May 06, 2008 6:27 am

YArrrrr...

I often smash a champagne bottle over my ship, as I launch em.
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Re: How big is a Ship??

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:12 am

Never eat Lebanese food for lunch...it plays havoc wiv yer ship! :?
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Re: How big is a Ship??

Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:56 pm

YArrrrr...

I had a few ship incidents with a kebab matey. It's that bacteria laden meat that does it.
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Re: How big is a Ship??

Postby alanpai on Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:01 pm

kebabs are not good during a storm at sea.
also for a ship to be a ship, it needs cannons
i hope the world doesnt randomly explode, that would be a really bad day.
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Re: How big is a Ship??

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:05 am

alanpai wrote:kebabs are not good during a storm at sea.
also for a ship to be a ship, it needs cannons


Blimey...if ye can get cannons on yer ship ye must have a whoppin appetite!
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