Like the insult thread, but curse the Pirate above you.
For example:
May yer bollocks grow barnacles and yer pegleg rot off!
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Piratical Curses
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Piratical Curses
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:37 pm
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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by pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:15 pm
May yer tea allus be luke-warrrm an taste loike bilge waterrr.
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pieces o'nine - Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:58 am
May yer parrot's feathers molt in front of yer crew!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:47 am
May yer parrot's feathers molt inna yer crew's rum!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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Hook
by black bart on Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:08 am
Arrrrgh...may yer hook get stuck up yer nostril.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:28 am
May yer crew mutiny an' yer beard catch on foire!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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by Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu May 01, 2008 8:27 pm
Bite me fo'scle !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Mad Willyum Bonney - Admiral of Incomprehensibility
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu May 01, 2008 8:58 pm
May yer ship spring a leak in the middle of a battle!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Spaniard
by black bart on Fri May 02, 2008 4:58 am
May ye turn Spaniard over nite! (involves growing evil facial hair and developing a sudden desire to inquisitate people)
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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by pieces o'nine on Fri May 02, 2008 5:03 am
That blaggard looks loike 'e needs ter be heckskyoosed to go ter thee "Littel Spanyerd's Room".
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pieces o'nine - Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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Chorizo
by black bart on Fri May 02, 2008 5:14 am
Either that or he's been kicked in the Chorizo!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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by Tiddles the Evil on Fri May 02, 2008 6:46 am
Oh Joy,
A cutesy inquisitor! Would he like a job with me?
A cutesy inquisitor! Would he like a job with me?
OH HAI, I'M IN UR PIRATE FORUM, STEALIN ALL UR AVATARS. SRSLY!
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Tiddles the Evil - Gnocchetti Galley Slave
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Auntie Blackbeard - Gramigna Grand Admiral
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri May 02, 2008 9:37 pm
May ye get so drunk that you go back to yer cabin with the fattest member of yer crew and suffocate under them while trying to reach orgasm.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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- Location: Southern Oregon
by anthrobabe on Sat May 03, 2008 11:33 am
may ye ramrod get stuck in ye cannon, causin ye to 'ave to be trhansported to tha ospital in han open cart
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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