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Re: Chat up line

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:57 am

black bart wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
black bart wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
black bart wrote:Well I was going to come up with another brilliant Stephen Hawkings chat up line...but why should I? Ken Worley is just using us for his own despicable means!

Notice there's been not a peep out of him for days...He's using OUR brilliant chat up lines I tell you! He's probably up to his neck in Horny women by now.

Quick! Submit some really bad pick up lines!
"Hi, I think your mind is deep, and full of lines. Just like your skin."


Thanks mate, that'll work perfectly in the sort of club I go to on a Saturday night.

What, you mean the RSL?


I tried, but I can't work out what RSL stands for...

Royal Shakespearean Lounge

Raving Sadistic Loonies...

Am I on the list?

Returned Servicemen League.

It's where old people go who were in the wars. And miscellaneous other old people. Old people=wrinkly skin.
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Lounge

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:38 am

I think I'll stick to the Royal Shakespearean Lounge...wrinkly but stylish.
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Re: Lounge

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:02 pm

black bart wrote:I think I'll stick to the Royal Shakespearean Lounge...wrinkly but stylish.


I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; so full of valor that they smote the air, for breathing in their faces, beat the ground for kissing of their feet.
Tempest, Act IV, Scene 1

Porter: Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
Macbeth, Act II, Scene 2


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Thee Royale Shakespearean Lownge wood be much himproved if they band thee nosepainting. Thee smiting ov thee air, thee kissing ov theyre feet, thee lecherie, thee sleepe and thee urine are bad enuff on a Saturday night. Worse than thee Benbow, even. But thee nosepainting is thee one thing I just can't abide theyre.
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Re: Lounge

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 01, 2008 2:15 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Macbeth, Act II, Scene 2

We do not mention the Scottish play!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 01, 2008 5:57 am

Sumtoimes oi be feelin wreckless; oi screws me coorij to thee stickin-place an oi says "Macbeth" in thee spirit (gette it!) ov non-sooperstishun.

Oi 'ave foun that sayin' "Thee Scottish Play" confuses moste peeple as they don reade an arrr prowd ov hit.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 01, 2008 7:47 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Sumtoimes oi be feelin wreckless; oi screws me coorij to thee stickin-place an oi says "Macbeth" in thee spirit (gette it!) ov non-sooperstishun.

Aaargh, that be awwful.

pieces o'nine wrote:Oi 'ave foun that sayin' "Thee Scottish Play" confuses moste peeple as they don reade an arrr prowd ov hit.

Jus' loike me brother.
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Moonlight

Postby black bart on Thu May 01, 2008 10:13 am

You are well met by moonlight...but I'm a bit worried about the sunrise.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 01, 2008 11:35 am

Do *not* stand an unfold yerself.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Fri May 02, 2008 3:26 pm

Hey, let's play Carpenter!

First we get hammered, then I nail you!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 05, 2008 4:02 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Hey, let's play Carpenter!

First we get hammered, then I nail you!

In the same tone:

Hey, let's play builder!

I start at the bottom, and work my way into your top!
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Postby Capellini on Fri May 09, 2008 8:33 pm

ken worley wrote:Yes, it was brought to my attention by cap'n turtlehead, here


It also formed the basis for the "Invent an apropos rank for the person afore ye'" thread, as was cited in the first post of that thread.

I guess we know who not to make forum detective.


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Postby ken worley on Fri May 09, 2008 8:38 pm

All work and no frivolous makes cap a dull girl.


Food for thought, no?



And I can't believe a discussion was had re: perversion, and I wasn't called in for consultation.


Madness.
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Postby Capellini on Fri May 09, 2008 9:13 pm

ken worley wrote:All work and no frivolous makes cap a dull girl.


Food for thought, no?



And I can't believe a discussion was had re: perversion, and I wasn't called in for consultation.


Madness.


I think it was during one of your mysterious absences. Don't worry, I defended your perversion.
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Postby ken worley on Fri May 09, 2008 10:21 pm

Capellini wrote:
ken worley wrote:All work and no frivolous makes cap a dull girl.


Food for thought, no?



And I can't believe a discussion was had re: perversion, and I wasn't called in for consultation.


Madness.


I think it was during one of your mysterious absences. Don't worry, I defended your perversion.



Wow..."mysterious"....If only my "absences" were as interesting as that makes them sound.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat May 10, 2008 2:03 am

ken worley wrote:Madness.

Madness!? This. Is. Spartaaa!
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