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leeches

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:01 am

Who does ye think is loikly ta be in 'The African Queen' sailin thru leech infested waters wiv Cap then?

Warning: Bison are wild animals and are dangerous if provoked. They can run up to 35 miles per hour and turn faster than a horse.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:57 am

Yarrr, oi recalls back wen thee Mad Moggies Revenge were docked in thee Blacke Hills, ware thee bisons run woild in sum ov thee publicke parks, in herds wot could block out thee sun. (Eh, ye've heard ov 'hot bison wings', aven't yer?) We'd go ter see'em sunnin' 'emelfs on doldrummy dayes an larf at thee turrists wot were sneekin hup on them ter take pitchers and such. Oi fanks Cronan oi nivvir saw a turrist get 'is face ripped orf bye a pit bison...

An ye could get bison burgers fer yer lunch, nun ov them bilge rats in thee Badlands. Arrrgh, fond memrees of me yufe as a cabbin wench...

Oi finks this be thee starrrt ov a long-winded tale...
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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:57 am

(Nick lachey)“'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?"

(Jessica Simpson)"Sorry I don't eat buffalo.â€￾
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Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:53 pm

YArrrr...

We'll make her post in Pirates one of these days... :wink:

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:54 am

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Aye.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:08 am

YArrrrr...

I'd definitely blame the owner for that one. What a widdle snookums!!

Has Cap come over yet?
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Postby black bart on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:19 am

I fink I found is bruvver:

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Postby DaveL on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:45 am

YArrrrrr...

Down Boy...Staaaaaaaay...Staaaaaaay

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Nice dangly bit!!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:17 am

Yarrr, here be wun ov thee more taystefull poste carrrds from thee scrap booke ov me cabbin wench dayes...


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:52 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Yarrr, here be wun ov thee more taystefull poste carrrds from thee scrap booke ov me cabbin wench dayes...


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Aww, 'oo's a widdle cutie den?

Aargh, oi means... aargh..
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hat

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:28 am

Arrrgh, they make a noice hat too:

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Postby DaveL on Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:25 am

Mind damaging yer dangly bit boys!!

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Cronanmagnon

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:56 am

Some Bison from Cronanmagnon times:

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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:55 pm

Yarrr, there were a Benbow's back then too.

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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:41 pm

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is say buffle, is bison....
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