Submit your scriptural writings for inclusion in the Loose Canon, and your tales of ancient FSM Lore, as well as any other FSM-related writing you may have.
Good point. I say we get a "Defense of Dinner" proposition on the ballot where there must be pasta on the plate for it to be legally considered a meal.
Searching for demons only leads to demonizing those that aren't like you. So, are you willing to demonize every diabetic or person with celiac disease, and keep them from His Noodly Embrace?