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Postby ken worley on Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:16 pm

Cryofdragon wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Capellini wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:
Capellini wrote:I visit this forum at least 4 times a day and scan every new post in most sections.



Pot, meet kettle.



:fsm_yarr:


Ahh, the good old days. That was pre-thesis, now it's more like 2 times, but still, I have an obligation to be here. What's everyone else's excuse.


We simply adore your delightful personality.


And her pretty eyes, too :wink:



You evil, sadistic, perverted, belittling, sexist goatfucker.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:09 pm

ken worley wrote:
Cryofdragon wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Capellini wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:
Capellini wrote:I visit this forum at least 4 times a day and scan every new post in most sections.



Pot, meet kettle.



:fsm_yarr:


Ahh, the good old days. That was pre-thesis, now it's more like 2 times, but still, I have an obligation to be here. What's everyone else's excuse.


We simply adore your delightful personality.


And her pretty eyes, too :wink:



You evil, sadistic, perverted, belittling, sexist goatfucker.


*laughs*
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:43 am

Capellini wrote:Ahh, the good old days. That was pre-thesis, now it's more like 2 times, but still, I have an obligation to be here. What's everyone else's excuse.



Just waiting around for the inevitable mutiny. :roll:
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:02 am

PirateGuy wrote:Just waiting around for the inevitable mutiny. :roll:


??? Didn't you see it starting already here?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:05 am

Want to click, want to click.......

No, don't do it PG.

I'm going to run that url through an anti RR database and then get back to you.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:18 am

Well played sir, well played. My curiosity got the better of me. I see that you are learning.

I am now going on the defensive. Check the sig.
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Re: Chat up line

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:21 am

black bart wrote:Well I was going to come up with another brilliant Stephen Hawkings chat up line...but why should I? Ken Worley is just using us for his own despicable means!

Notice there's been not a peep out of him for days...He's using OUR brilliant chat up lines I tell you! He's probably up to his neck in Horny women by now.

Quick! Submit some really bad pick up lines!
"Hi, I think your mind is deep, and full of lines. Just like your skin."
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:17 am

ken worley wrote:You evil, sadistic, perverted, belittling, sexist goatfucker.


Did someone call?
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Re: Chat up line

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:18 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
black bart wrote:Well I was going to come up with another brilliant Stephen Hawkings chat up line...but why should I? Ken Worley is just using us for his own despicable means!

Notice there's been not a peep out of him for days...He's using OUR brilliant chat up lines I tell you! He's probably up to his neck in Horny women by now.

Quick! Submit some really bad pick up lines!
"Hi, I think your mind is deep, and full of lines. Just like your skin."


Thanks mate, that'll work perfectly in the sort of club I go to on a Saturday night.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:46 pm

Your skin ain't all that bad, baby.

It's just the lighting.
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Re: Chat up line

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:06 am

black bart wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
black bart wrote:Well I was going to come up with another brilliant Stephen Hawkings chat up line...but why should I? Ken Worley is just using us for his own despicable means!

Notice there's been not a peep out of him for days...He's using OUR brilliant chat up lines I tell you! He's probably up to his neck in Horny women by now.

Quick! Submit some really bad pick up lines!
"Hi, I think your mind is deep, and full of lines. Just like your skin."


Thanks mate, that'll work perfectly in the sort of club I go to on a Saturday night.

What, you mean the RSL?
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Re: Chat up line

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:33 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
black bart wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
black bart wrote:Well I was going to come up with another brilliant Stephen Hawkings chat up line...but why should I? Ken Worley is just using us for his own despicable means!

Notice there's been not a peep out of him for days...He's using OUR brilliant chat up lines I tell you! He's probably up to his neck in Horny women by now.

Quick! Submit some really bad pick up lines!
"Hi, I think your mind is deep, and full of lines. Just like your skin."


Thanks mate, that'll work perfectly in the sort of club I go to on a Saturday night.

What, you mean the RSL?


I tried, but I can't work out what RSL stands for...

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Am I on the list?
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Postby ken worley on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:15 am

Repugnant Societal Losers....(On Third Street, near the waterfront.)
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Waterfront

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:17 am

Is that somewhere you frequent?
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Postby ken worley on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:20 am

When I can...I am often refused entry by the bouncers, unless it's a slow night.
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