How big is a Ship??

[MonkeysInACan]

I'm posting this in "Pirate Discussion" since when i posted it under "all things FSM" I only got one response after about a week.... Plus it probably should have been in here in the first place.

Moving on!
How large do you think a boat has to be to be called a "Ship" for a Pastafarian's needs? Can it be any sea worthy vessel or does it have to be a full size Galleon?

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

It must be large, or at least based on a large one. For example, a bathtub galleon is still a ship.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

I love a big ship, first thing in the morning.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

YArrrr...

I love a big ship, first thing in the morning.

Me ol' dad said that one toime whoile 'e was aboard a ship wit' a toilet.

A ship, lad, should be big, wooden, and 'ave cannons.

AARGH!

[DaveL]

Tis true matey. If ye can't have yerself a big ship, yer better off not havin a ship at all.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Aargh, ye're wun that truly unnerstan's the point o' a good ship, iffen oi can tell.

[The Black Spot]

Yer quite right, Cap'n DaveL. A decent ship should 'ave a massive displacement. Speshully on a Sunday mornin'.

[black bart]

Arrrr...be this one big enough...

Tis the terror o Bushy Park boatin lake I tells ye!

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/toys-games/action-outdoor/rc-pirate-ship/index.html

I urges ye to watch the movie...it beats Pirates o the Caribbean any day!

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

How much glue do ye need for the girl holding it?
Does it has an onboard loo?

Arrr...I've done ships than are much bigger than that scale model.

[Tiddles the Evil]

Well if it doesn't possess kitty litter, I won't be scratching around in the soil trying to dig a hole.

Seriously, I only steal large ships, as there is simply not enough booty in the cargo holds to keep me interested otherwise.

[CATPIN_PUFF]

pssshaw, I is told ye is gets plenty o' booty in bilge ye rat-rutting soddage.


ship should have deck toit, so's ye has hold store tresur. but size is not important, is how ye sail it is matter.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yer quite right, Cap'n DaveL. A decent ship should 'ave a massive displacement. Speshully on a Sunday mornin'.

Aye. A ship always 'as tat certain "jean O say kwa" on a Sunday mornin'.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

When the minds at ease, like readin the newspaper or a good novel, I find me ships are always bigger and better.

[black bart]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...that's better...another Big Ship launched!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

YArrrrr...

When the minds at ease, like readin the newspaper or a good novel, I find me ships are always bigger and better.

Ye really git more inna a good novel when ye're launchin' a ship. An' the soilence o' yer ship lappin' agains' the waves is jus'... bootiful.