Where the pitbulls and bisons roam...

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

The pitbull. A frightfully delightful creature and completely harmless, so we hear. Almost as excitin as Bisons.

We pirates loves 'em...

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, the bison be a froightenin' soight, especkley when ye hear aboot their seekin' abilities when ye drink A2 milk.

Oi'm a good friend o' the bison King, King Bisonbison. 'Ere 'e is in this pickachure:

As ye see, 'e prefers not te wear a crown.

(Partly because oi stole it from the blaggard! Dun tell 'im!)

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Believe it or not, the following is a grammatical sentence (which may not be properly appreciated by the Pirates reading it).

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Buffalo buffalo [bison from Buffalo, NY] Buffalo buffalo buffalo [that other bison from Buffalo, NY pick on] buffalo Buffalo buffalo [pick on other bison from Buffalo NY].

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Strap some horns on him, Oi reckon he'd pass for a Bison...

[pieces o'nine]

Arrr. Ye may 'ave 'eard ov thee feersum Jackalope wot inhabbits these parrrts. But nuffink be moor feersum than the Pit Bison! Hit be small, but a deadlie henemy wen crossed; even thee coorajus Lakota shunned hit.

[PantyGnawer]

Believe it or not, the following is a grammatical sentence (which may not be properly appreciated by the Pirates reading it).

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Buffalo buffalo [bison from Buffalo, NY] Buffalo buffalo buffalo [that other bison from Buffalo, NY pick on] buffalo Buffalo buffalo [pick on other bison from Buffalo NY].

Damn you RRR!

I was headed here explicitly to mention that, and I'm pretty sure that you heard it from me.

I'll have to resort to my backup.

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were hunting buffalo on the range, but were having no luck. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Tonto why don't you do that trick where you listen for the Buffalo?". Tonto grunts, nods, and steps down off his horse. He places his ear to the ground for a moment. He gets up and says "Buffalo come".

The Lone Ranger says, "Thats just amazing, how do you do that". Tonto rubs his ear and replies, "Sticky".


Okay, that was terrible and I apologize.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were hunting buffalo on the range, but were having no luck. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Tonto why don't you do that trick where you listen for the Buffalo?". Tonto grunts, nods, and steps down off his horse. He places his ear to the ground for a moment. He gets up and says "Buffalo come".

The Lone Ranger says, "Thats just amazing, how do you do that". Tonto rubs his ear and replies, "Sticky".

Sounds like an African joke I heard. It was about a Queen.

[DaveL]

YArrrrrr...

That bloke Tonto must have excellent hearing.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Q: What did the mother buffalo say to her calf when sending him off to school?

A: Bye son.

[DaveL]

Name a famous Bison rap song?

Bise Bise Baby by Vanilla Bise

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were hunting buffalo on the range, but were having no luck. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Tonto why don't you do that trick where you listen for the Buffalo?". Tonto grunts, nods, and steps down off his horse. He places his ear to the ground for a moment. He gets up and says "Buffalo come".

The Lone Ranger says, "Thats just amazing, how do you do that". Tonto rubs his ear and replies, "Sticky".

Sounds like an African joke I heard. It was about a Queen.

BOW!

Get it yet?

[black bart]

Are ye referin to 'The African Queen':



Humphrey Bogaaaaaarght

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

When Oi was werkin with the Corsairs off the Barbary Coast, they used to call me that. Oi haves no idea why.

[black bart]

Was ye wearin yer pink trousers and yer Spanish Helmet?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, ye daft blaggards. Oi be referencin' te Cap, 'cause this 'ere thread be makin' fun o' 'er!
(Just a wee widdle joke, Cap. No need te smoite me or anyfin'.)

Look at whut it says unnerneat' 'er name!

Your Personal African Queen: BOW!

*grumble grumble grumble*

Scurvy pirate blaggards.