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Postby Duke on Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:38 pm

Oh, come on. I don't think there is one non-dentist human being on this our planet Earth that can say that.

The person below me flosses with blades of grass.


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:39 pm

actually its palm tree... palms... ...

yeah.

the person below me watches crappy 80's movies like "killer clowns from outer space" and gets into fist fights with anyone who says the movies suck. which is everyone.
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Postby Duke on Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:40 pm

What? You think that "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" is crap? What? You wanna go? Huh?

The person below me thinks that I am usually serious.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:47 pm

no, i know you are never serious

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Postby ECQuaker on Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:23 pm

I have a date with a cannibal tomorrow, we'll see how it goes........


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He maketh me to lie down in green pesto


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:36 pm

actually its backstreet boys.

the person below me fantasises with picutres of Micheal Jackson.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:38 am

Yup. I fantasize him with his hair on fire, and what he really looks like without makeup (gollum?)

The person below me uses leeches for sexual gratification.
Who really might actually be back this time . . .

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Postby mrfrence on Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:58 am

bah, leeches are for wimps

the person below me built an underground nuclear fallout shelter in their spare time.
i deleted my signature
whats up with that
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Postby ECQuaker on Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:44 pm

yep, and the male who annoys me the least gets to go there with me so we can repopulate the earth.




the person below me actually likes fruitcake
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:50 pm

Yea...it's fruit AND cake...what's not to like?

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Postby ke_mikiao on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:01 pm

what could be more deadly than Chiller kunk fu??

the person below me believes the person above me is two above the person below me.
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Postby mrfrence on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:26 pm

it is true! i asked my math teacher.

the person below me thinks that the cell phone is outdated.
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:43 pm

Yes...tin cans and twine need to make a comback.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:46 pm

*OOPS! I replied to the guy with the cell phone on. so i guess the next person choose mine or the scoundrual who beat me to it's*

it is. within a week I predict Apple will come out with iPod communicatior

MUSIC!
PICTURES!
VIDEO!
TELEPHONE!

but that is just the begning. soon! very soon, we shall have video games on iPods, as well as entire computer capabillities.

and beer dispencers.

the person below me believes I am the person 8 posts above me.
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Postby mrfrence on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:59 pm

lies, all lies! i counted! oh... well maybe i didnt. nonetheless.

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