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Postby tanguerra on Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:57 am

Yaarrrr! Cat fight!
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Neuter

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:54 pm

Neuter the both of em sais I!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:40 pm

Go ahead and try...I'll be far, far away while ye do.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:01 pm

Aargh, they need not neuterin', jus' a large cannonball through yon head!
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:33 pm

pssshaaaarg, is not room cat head put thru cannonball, mebbe musketball


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:39 pm

Aargh, yer hair mus' be blockin' yer brainwaves!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:10 pm

And yer brainwaves must be blockin' yer hair!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:39 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:And yer brainwaves must be blockin' yer hair!

Aye... Oi've been meanin' te git that looked at.

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AARGH!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:54 pm

Ifn's yer brainwaves were the sea, any idjit could sail across without fear of capsizing.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:01 am

It be kitty bafin night at tha Benbow--- all ye stops over and watches how ol Saucy Gert takes care o that spittin and hissin cats 'round here. Oi jus gets a big ol tub o warm water wif nice flowery scented bubbles and one ats a times oi dunks em!
mosly they luves it-- despites whot they mite says oferwise.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:43 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Ifn's yer brainwaves were the sea, any idjit could sail across without fear of capsizing.


ShivARRRs me timbARRRs!!! WOTS BE MOINE OYS BE 'OLDIN !!! !!

Y ... Rev..... ye dun lernin' ta roight propARRR loike .

'as ye suffARRRed a shot to ye noggin ?
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:58 pm

That's all we need

brain damaged pirates

:pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:45 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Ifn's yer brainwaves were the sea, any idjit could sail across without fear of capsizing.


ShivARRRs me timbARRRs!!! WOTS BE MOINE OYS BE 'OLDIN !!! !!

Y ... Rev..... ye dun lernin' ta roight propARRR loike .

'as ye suffARRRed a shot to ye noggin ?


Oops. I thought this was the Pirate Insult thread. That's the only place I speak Pirate.
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Re: Let's make Pirates the second most popularrrr

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:42 pm

Pirates: 42270
Politics: ?

T'would seem that Politics was completely blown out of the water. We won, laddies! :fsm_yarr:
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