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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:35 am

Arrrggghhhh! Tis good to see that we still be gaining!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:05 am

Aye. That it is...that it is.
*Sits back on deckchair, rum in one hand, cigar in the other, contented smile on face.*
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Relax

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:20 am

Aye now that Cap'n Red Beard be back we can all relax a bit...

...Roight that's enough relaxin...thrash, thrash, whip, thrash...get on wiv it yer lazy blaggards...I wants ta see that Capstan Spinnin loik Ken Worley on an exercise bike!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:32 am

Aargh! We be gainin alright. A second helpin fer all the galley slaves tonight!
Aaarrrrgggh!

Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:29 am

Aargh! Whut she means is that we be gettin' a second 'elpin' o' galley slave tonoight!

Oi wants Fatty Pete!
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Pete

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:00 am

Here he be:

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It moight take yers a while ta catch im!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:15 am

Oi finks 'e be runnin from wunnavem Pit Bulls DaveL wuz goin on habout...
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Re: Pete

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:14 am

black bart wrote:Here he be:

Image

It moight take yers a while ta catch im!


Aargh, arfter finishin' Taidje Khan's new workout program, that jiggly fatboy'll be, and te quote;

Taidje Khan wrote: going to be chopping down trees with his dick and eating them for fiber.
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Poison

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:34 am

Arrgh the poor little lad is sufferin from Fish Head Stew poisoning for sure...It be similar to the bends. I has only seen one case worse than that and it took four days ta get him down from the top o the main mast.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:51 pm

Nah, that weren't Fish Head Stew poisoning...that were Auntie Blackbeard poisoning.
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:54 pm

Is PirateGuy?

hurrrr hurrr hurrr.... MROFLMAO.....
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ
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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:51 pm

ROFLM Tail O
OH HAI, I'M IN UR PIRATE FORUM, STEALIN ALL UR AVATARS. SRSLY!
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:05 am

I can is help ye sodden SKITE - is not much good you keep tucked tween yer leg like dat.
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ
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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:30 am

Oh no CATPIN, that not a tail between my legs, that's my extremely large...
OH HAI, I'M IN UR PIRATE FORUM, STEALIN ALL UR AVATARS. SRSLY!
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:13 am

codpiece.


I is know ye is wear poncy mancloth, but werd o' fashun advise - ye is not suppose use actual codfish.

I is not wear pant and is know dat much
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