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Why is everybody else so F*#%ed Up?

Bad upbringing.
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Supernatural EVIL FORCES.
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17%
They are shmucks.
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9%
They were among the 99.92% of childhood-molestation victims.
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9%
They are that way just to annoy ME.
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35%
Not getting any.
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30%
 
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Moral Minority
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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:59 am

Is obsessed with penises as indicated by the phallic symbol.

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Postby Taidje Khan » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:54 am

Isn't everybody at least a little bit obsessed with penises? Even if it's their own?
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:56 am

Not if they are female.. .

Did you know that fear of snakes is, according to Freud, fear of penises.

I'll be careful to scare the hell out of ophidiophobic females.

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Postby Dr Dagger » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:30 am

TPAM is complaining about God's attitude to amputees, maybe because someone in his family was amputated, and is obsessed with the fact that Moral Minority anagrams to Immortal irony, in my opinion he was bullied as a child and feels the need to make it look like he doesn't care.
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Postby Taidje Khan » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:30 am

Moral Minority wrote:Not if they are female.. .


Little Brother, come to America, where females are, in fact, obsessed with penises. Also, I sent you some books on tape that'll help you with your ellipses problem.
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Postby farfalla » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:19 pm

Moral Minority wrote:
Did you know that fear of snakes is, according to Freud, fear of penises.



so he would say what about snake lovers? or dyin creepy outer space guys in Taidje's sig
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:00 pm

^Was feeling inadequate, and finally GOT a signature.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:07 pm

^ megalomaniacal ego-driven teen.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:14 pm

Guilty as charged :D

^doesn't have much personality.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:27 pm

I would have said, ^^ has anonymity issues...

^ has problems with reality, perhaps stemming from problems with hallucinogens...
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:28 pm

^ is obsessed with paying for sex and throwing feces at love interests.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:41 am

^Believes that he is the reason god won't heal amputees.
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Postby Moral Minority » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:43 am

^ is preparing a revolution against the oppressive queen of the ant colony.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:53 pm

^ is an amputee
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Postby Draconic » Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:22 pm

^ is threatening me with a bunny bent on world domination.
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