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by Moral Minority on Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:59 am
Is obsessed with penises as indicated by the phallic symbol.
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by Taidje Khan on Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:54 am
Isn't everybody at least a little bit obsessed with penises? Even if it's their own?
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by Moral Minority on Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:56 am
Not if they are female.. .
Did you know that fear of snakes is, according to Freud, fear of penises.
I'll be careful to scare the hell out of ophidiophobic females.
Did you know that fear of snakes is, according to Freud, fear of penises.
I'll be careful to scare the hell out of ophidiophobic females.
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by Dr Dagger on Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:30 am
TPAM is complaining about God's attitude to amputees, maybe because someone in his family was amputated, and is obsessed with the fact that Moral Minority anagrams to Immortal irony, in my opinion he was bullied as a child and feels the need to make it look like he doesn't care.
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by Taidje Khan on Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:30 am
Moral Minority wrote:Not if they are female.. .
Little Brother, come to America, where females are, in fact, obsessed with penises. Also, I sent you some books on tape that'll help you with your ellipses problem.
R.I.P. George Carlin
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"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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by farfalla on Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:19 pm
Moral Minority wrote:
Did you know that fear of snakes is, according to Freud, fear of penises.
so he would say what about snake lovers? or dyin creepy outer space guys in Taidje's sig
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
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"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
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by Zankou 2.0 on Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:00 pm
^Was feeling inadequate, and finally GOT a signature.
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:07 pm
^ megalomaniacal ego-driven teen.
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by Zankou 2.0 on Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:14 pm
Guilty as charged 
^doesn't have much personality.
^doesn't have much personality.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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by ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:27 pm
I would have said, ^^ has anonymity issues...
^ has problems with reality, perhaps stemming from problems with hallucinogens...
^ has problems with reality, perhaps stemming from problems with hallucinogens...
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O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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by Moral Minority on Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:28 pm
^ is obsessed with paying for sex and throwing feces at love interests.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:41 am
^Believes that he is the reason god won't heal amputees.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Moral Minority on Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:43 am
^ is preparing a revolution against the oppressive queen of the ant colony.
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by lordpunkmonk on Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:53 pm
^ is an amputee
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by Draconic on Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:22 pm
^ is threatening me with a bunny bent on world domination.
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