Memorable Pirate Numbers - Erin Brockovich style

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Postby tanguerra » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:46 am

352.57: Number o lashes the galley slaves 'll get (on average, each) if we don't catch up with them blaggards before long
Aaarrrrgggh!

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sunk

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:38 am

42

No, not the answer to life, the universe and everything...

...it be the number o ships Cap'n Cronan sunk last month.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby anthrobabe » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:14 pm

1 the number of really smegged off Saucy Gerts because some moron did not back up the computer before taking it all down-- nothing-backed up--- nothing. NOT ONE SINGLE FREAKING BACKUP!

1 number of dead morons at my place as soon as I catch em
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Postby tanguerra » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:25 am

3992 - Ye gap
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:56 pm

Arrrgh! Moind thee gap!
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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:32 pm

1492--- number of idiots at my job
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

www.gorillafund.org



I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:01 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

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Postby DaveL » Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:45 am

26374 - Them
23164 - Us
3210 more, then it's payback toime~!!~ :fsm_yarr:
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Model

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:34 am

Arrrrrrrrgh...I be lookin down at yers from the dizzyin heights o 5th place on the post rankins, so I thought it be toim fer me ta give the new recruits a Model of:

How ta be a Successful Pirate

I has broken down me 7000 plus posts inta their respektiv percentages:

Aaaaargh: 45%
Insults: 70%
Other: 5%

Wiv all them insults I has developed a very thick skin wot I have found invaluable in me Piratin career so far.

I also recommends ye cuts down on yer snacks...I can hardly get of me arse arter all the toim I spend next me Scumsoft 5000. :?
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Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:40 pm

Arrrgh, ye be a hinspirashun to us all, Bart, thankee.

Oi also opes ter sumday reach thee dizzeein hoights o' yer maffematickal hability. Ave ye considered bein a Maff Tutor at Portsmouth Public Pirate School arfter ye retoire from hactive piratin?
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Postby Tiddles the Evil » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:05 am

20 That's the number of bilge rats I killed in a single day. Ate the lot of them too, geez I was hungry.
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:16 am

wen is las time you kill bilge rat? You is tink you lord o' bilge rat now, huh? May is all hairs on yer tail fall out you lookit like rat too.

13 nummer of pieces I chop Tiddles into. I cut more but is ran outta toes to countit.
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ

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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:56 pm

2 number o' scary pyrate cats stockin thee streetes an halleyways o' Portsmouth
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:31 am

pieces o'nine wrote:2 number o' scary pyrate cats stockin thee streetes an halleyways o' Portsmouth

3The ackshoeall nummer o' scary pirate moggies.
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Postby tanguerra » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:02 am

25. Number of lives (so far) known ter belong ter Satan: former ship's cat on The Purple Primrose - won in a fantan game in ol' Singapore, last seen disposed of in a gunny sack on Portsmouth docks. (If seen, do not approach.)
Aaarrrrgggh!

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