Arrrrrrrrgh...I be lookin down at yers from the dizzyin heights o 5th place on the post rankins, so I thought it be toim fer me ta give the new recruits a Model of:
How ta be a Successful Pirate
I has broken down me 7000 plus posts inta their respektiv percentages:
Wiv all them insults I has developed a very thick skin wot I have found invaluable in me Piratin career so far.
I also recommends ye cuts down on yer snacks...I can hardly get of me arse arter all the toim I spend next me Scumsoft 5000.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.