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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:53 pm

187. You can track the progress of your posts by simple forms of recalling.
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Postby ken worley on Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:31 am

About to log off and head out the door for a job, you notice cap log on, and almost sit back down to engage in pointless-but-mildly-arousing tease-flirtery.


(grrrrrr....)

*unbuttons top 6 buttons of silk shirt and gyrates soulfully*
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Postby goldstar on Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:49 am

189. You set your alarm to go off on 3 hour intervals so you dont miss too much.

(im guilty)
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Postby Wawizzle on Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:45 pm

190. You procrastinated your English homework for 2+ hours just to look around for new posts.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:14 pm

191. You encourage and activelly participate in pirate raids of Christian teen forums.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:36 pm

Wont we eventually get so many criterions that everybody in the entire world will fit in?

192. You are actually worried about this.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:15 am

193. You are singing, dancing, crap of the world.
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Postby farfalla on Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:55 pm

192. You did notice Capellini was gone when it was only for 5 days.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:11 pm

farfalla wrote:192. You did notice Capellini was gone when it was only for 5 days.


I noticed.

Worried days of pacing.

Sleepless, haunted nights of twisted agony.

Where is she?!?
*my mind, howling*

My loins withering....
(OK, I know, the change could only be so noticeable, but, still, there was withering.)

Thank god she has returned, to resume the playful banter we like to share- me, offering boxed wine and bus passes,
her, playing coy, pretending to make no response at all....magic.

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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:53 pm

193. you find yourself more likely to read a book, check out a band or watch a television show if it is recommended by a pastafarian
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:26 pm

farfalla wrote:193. you find yourself more likely to read a book, check out a band or watch a television show if it is recommended by a pastafarian


I started to laugh... then I looked over at the Tudor's DVD on my coffee table.. :?
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Postby goldstar on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:23 pm

194.your classmates think you belong to a pasta obsessed cult.
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:22 am

195. Your classmates belong to a Pasta obsessed cult.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri May 16, 2008 8:07 pm

196: You repeatedly lock yourself out of your account.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri May 16, 2008 8:21 pm

197 . Ye keep saying argh .
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