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by Moral Minority on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:53 pm
187. You can track the progress of your posts by simple forms of recalling.
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by ken worley on Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:31 am
About to log off and head out the door for a job, you notice cap log on, and almost sit back down to engage in pointless-but-mildly-arousing tease-flirtery.
(grrrrrr....)
*unbuttons top 6 buttons of silk shirt and gyrates soulfully*
(grrrrrr....)
*unbuttons top 6 buttons of silk shirt and gyrates soulfully*
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by goldstar on Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:49 am
189. You set your alarm to go off on 3 hour intervals so you dont miss too much.
(im guilty)
(im guilty)
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."
Friedrich Nietzsche
KEEENN LEEE
tulibu dibu dauchoo
KEEENN LEEE
ken lee meju more
Friedrich Nietzsche
KEEENN LEEE
tulibu dibu dauchoo
KEEENN LEEE
ken lee meju more
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by Wawizzle on Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:45 pm
190. You procrastinated your English homework for 2+ hours just to look around for new posts.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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by Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:14 pm
191. You encourage and activelly participate in pirate raids of Christian teen forums.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:36 pm
Wont we eventually get so many criterions that everybody in the entire world will fit in?
192. You are actually worried about this.
192. You are actually worried about this.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by farfalla on Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:55 pm
192. You did notice Capellini was gone when it was only for 5 days.
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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by ken worley on Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:11 pm
farfalla wrote:192. You did notice Capellini was gone when it was only for 5 days.
I noticed.
Worried days of pacing.
Sleepless, haunted nights of twisted agony.
Where is she?!?
*my mind, howling*
My loins withering....
(OK, I know, the change could only be so noticeable, but, still, there was withering.)
Thank god she has returned, to resume the playful banter we like to share- me, offering boxed wine and bus passes,
her, playing coy, pretending to make no response at all....magic.
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by farfalla on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:53 pm
193. you find yourself more likely to read a book, check out a band or watch a television show if it is recommended by a pastafarian
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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by Rainswept on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:26 pm
farfalla wrote:193. you find yourself more likely to read a book, check out a band or watch a television show if it is recommended by a pastafarian
I started to laugh... then I looked over at the Tudor's DVD on my coffee table..
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by goldstar on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:23 pm
194.your classmates think you belong to a pasta obsessed cult.
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."
Friedrich Nietzsche
KEEENN LEEE
tulibu dibu dauchoo
KEEENN LEEE
ken lee meju more
Friedrich Nietzsche
KEEENN LEEE
tulibu dibu dauchoo
KEEENN LEEE
ken lee meju more
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by Zankou 2.0 on Fri May 16, 2008 8:07 pm
196: You repeatedly lock yourself out of your account.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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by Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri May 16, 2008 8:21 pm
197 . Ye keep saying argh .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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