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Converting

Postby JaxieArggh » Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:06 am

With the gospel, i successfully converted my hardcore christian mother to become a pastafarian.

I bought her a neclace and everything.

I'm working on my dad now. :fsm_yarr:

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converting people

Postby pastapesto » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:07 pm

it's not that hard to convert people, at my workplace most of the people around me were enthousiast pastafarians after making some promotion for it.
but we still don't have an official holiday on friday.
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Postby russianfool20825 » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:37 am

that holiday on friday is the hardest part...

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Postby Fable » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:32 pm

try not to be hurry in such things, even FSM didn't make the world in one day...
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Postby Pirate Terramort » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:25 am

Aye, but at least He made it faster than Jehova, or whoever the Christians have. Or do they just call him god?
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:26 am

Pirate Terramort wrote:Aye, but at least He made it faster than Jehova, or whoever the Christians have. Or do they just call him god?


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Postby hazza » Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:13 am

Making it worse for myself?! How could it possibly be any worse?! Jehova, Jehova!! Hahahah

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Postby goldstar » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:16 pm

next school year my friends and I are starting the HSH Pastafarians (we already have school permission!) :D
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Not Converting 100%

Postby peacefulsongs » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:55 am

I have converted but I am thinking of cashing in on my 30 day guarantee for the following reasons:

Principles must be unobtainable. Otherwise the idea is not difficult enough to provide any value. Principles must be adopted in order to gain any respect or self improvement. It is advantageous to hold firm to a set of principles. It is certain that owning a strong set of principles leads to hypocracy or a violation of these principles. This should never discourage you from seeking betterment. Embrace your hypocracy for the purpose of sanity but publicly deny your hypocracy for the purpose of maximizing the utility of higher ideals. Powerfully proclaim your moral superior capacity to never violate those principles that you hold dear.

Those without higher ideals are destined to remain stagnant or regressive.

With principles people are destined to improve but never succeed. This class of people are rarely happy with their life and that's fine. Happiness isn't the purpose of life or we should all take drugs to maximize our happiness.

It's ok to be a Pastafarian but you should probably hold on to your old religion as a supplement. If you shoot for low moral standards you will certainly succeed. If you shoot for high moral standards you will certainly fail constantly and continually hate yourself.

Do you want to be better? or happier? I suppose this is a decision we all have to make for ourselves.

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Re: Not Converting 100%

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:41 am

juicegiver wrote:It's ok to be a Pastafarian but you should probably hold on to your old religion as a supplement. If you shoot for low moral standards you will certainly succeed. If you shoot for high moral standards you will certainly fail constantly and continually hate yourself.


Are you suggesting Pastafarianism lacks principles or values? and it seems you're suggesting a dichotomy between low and high moral standards, which, at least in this religious tradition, does not exist. They are flimsy moral standards, you see, and therefore can wibble and wobble between the two as needed.
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Re: Not Converting 100%

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:35 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Are you suggesting Pastafarianism lacks principles or values? and it seems you're suggesting a dichotomy between low and high moral standards, which, at least in this religious tradition, does not exist. They are flimsy moral standards, you see, and therefore can wibble and wobble between the two as needed.

Is this a Qwerty post I see before me? :idiot:
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Re: Not Converting 100%

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:59 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Is this a Qwerty post I see before me? :idiot:


No, but only because you're clearly confused about what "before" means. :lurk:
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Re: Not Converting 100%

Postby peacefulsongs » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:50 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Is this a Qwerty post I see before me?


Why is it so fascinating to see a Qwerty post? He posts every once in a while.

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Re: Converting

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:27 pm

Because we welcome old friends here, after their absences.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Not Converting 100%

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:35 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:Is this a Qwerty post I see before me? :idiot:


No, but only because you're clearly confused about what "before" means. :lurk:

Before, in front of, same thing. If it was good enough for Shakespeare it should be good enough for you :idiot:

pieces o'nine wrote:Because we welcome old friends here, after their absences.

Welcoming old friends, looking for an argument, same thing :haha:
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd


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