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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:42 am

Spend the day visiting as many public restrooms as you can, and smearing something slimy-sticky and translucent on the inside door handle.


try hand sanitizer. its funny to watch people freak out when u r actuall helping them.
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Postby DeltaWhiskey on Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:13 am

Call Tech Support about something. Ask them, "Should I smack it again? Should I smack it harder? Would that help?"
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:39 pm

Call tech support and tell them you're having problems with your dongle.
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:01 am

call microsoft tech support and tell them ur computer is actually working, and ask what is wrong.

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Postby ken worley on Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:39 am

#401


Enter a large room such as an open-floor office, cafeteria, restaurant, etc.
Anyplace with lots of space, people, and wide expanses of window.

Look out the window, drop something, gasp dramatically, and yell, "OH MY GOD!!!!! THE TREES ARE LEAVING!!!!"

See how many people get halfway to the windows to look before they realize.


Flee before being pelted with staplers/cutlery/etc.
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Postby ken worley on Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:47 am

#2016


Go to the grocery store every day, at the same time, always using the same checkout and cashier.

Each day, only buy items which start with one letter of the alphabet...(bananas, bleach, bread today, a cucumber and cheddar cheese tomorrow, etc.)

See if the cashier ever catches on.
(If not, you can feel smugly superior.)

(If she does, you can tell her to mind her own damn business, and feel smugly superior.)

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Postby ken worley on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:15 am

#69


Invite cap over to watch a movie.
Pop some corn, open a cardboard box of wine, the whole nine yards.

Turn the lights down.(to see the screen better)
:roll:


Inch slightly closer on the couch, until you can each feel the warmth of the other's skin near yours.

At some point your hands, simultaneously reaching into the bowl, will unexpectedly touch, followed by a startled-but-searching eye-contact.
Pupils flare, and you feel your body shift unconsciously toward hers.


The bowl of popcorn dismissed to the end table, you angle towards her, and she responds by rising up, and with a slow, animalistic assurance, knee-walks over, to straddle your legs with hers.

You place your hands on her waist, hearing her deepening breath, excited by the satiny feel of her skin, warm above the top of her jeans, as she twistingly settles her hot and honey-like weight down onto you.

You lean together,lips nearly touching, and taste each others' breath as you slide your hands gently-but-firmly down, and in, to squeeze her upper thighs, firm and tight, yet still somehow softly yielding beneath the dampening denim.

You tilt you head, and brush her upper lip with yours, teasingly, turning slightly with a mischievous grin, as her lips part, and her hips reflexively tighten against yours.

Impishly, you brush your lips lightly up her cheek, to nuzzle into the soft hollow beneath her ear.

Breathing softly and hotly, you tilt your mouth right up against her earlobe, and insistently whisper,
"How come sometimes I am the only registered user, 0 hidden, and like, 37 guests?...It's really weird.
Why do so many people lurk like that?"


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Postby black bart on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:31 am

:D
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Dongle

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:32 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Call tech support and tell them you're having problems with your dongle.


Are you sure it's Tech Support for tha.....

Oh that sort of dongle. :?
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Postby goldstar on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:36 pm

go crabfishing in you neighbor's pool.
invite your neighbor.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:45 pm

Deliver a killing blow to a stranger as they pass you on the street, then run madly from the scene.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:35 am

Am I the only person who laughed at Ken's post?

If you happen to be elderly, go to the post office, open the door slowly, amble about slowly, give your one single letter to the person at the counter, engage in an extremely lengthy conversation while the people queue up behind you, then, once finished, turn around slowly and take an infuriatingly long time to open the door and leave.

Oh, and during aforementioned conversation, talk with a loud voice and say your hearing aid isn't functioning.
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Postby black bart on Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:51 pm

I larfed...look I'll do it again to convince you:

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Postby farfalla on Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:08 pm

laughed so hard I fell off my chair, passed out and when I woke up I forgot to post

so here - :D... i__,_o (me on floor after falling off chair)
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:23 pm

Get drunk and sing Blackbird.
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