St John the Blasphemist wrote:
Aaaggh!! I can't believe I didn't think of this one!!!
That is so frickin wrong that I am almost sorry that I laughed so damn hard at it. Almost.
Its even more brilliant because the onion recognized that the entire punchline was in the headline and they went no further. No article at all, just the headline. For once, the onion has chosen brevity, and it was awesome.
I bet that they had that one sitting on the shelves for years just waiting for the day. He should have seen it coming.