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by ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:47 pm
^ Gold Digger
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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by ken worley on Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:14 am
Achh, no top 40 songs...They overplayed that one so badly, I never want to hear it again....And wouldn't you know it, they added that one to the karaoke machine at the bar last night, and everyone had to have a go at it.(BTW, you forgot the arrow pointing up(^) AGAIN......*sigh*)
^Looking for Love(in all the wrong places)
(since you can't seem to tell the difference twixt vaginas and "big assholes".)
^Looking for Love(in all the wrong places)
(since you can't seem to tell the difference twixt vaginas and "big assholes".)
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by farfalla on Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:33 pm
^ Rump Shaker
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Rain, looked up the Pearl Jam lyrics and like them; about me and the "counter":
My boyfriend and I, coincidentally, ended up with some extra money. He grew up working in his dad's hardware and wanted to try running one of his own so we pooled our money and borrowed a bunch more. A year latter we were running a successful store. 5 years later we had 4 full time and 2 part time employees, had paid off most of our loans and were doing great. The only problem was we realized that, despite liking parts of it, we really hated some of it - so we sold it.
I would not work in retail again for all the rum in Barbados - no counter for me.
It is a minor miracle that our relationship survived the experience, but it did.
The part you "win" is that I live near a small town
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Rainswept wrote:^ Elderly woman behind the counter in a small town.
Funny, obscure yet recognizable to some, appropriate, and a good song to boot!
I think I win!
Rain, looked up the Pearl Jam lyrics and like them; about me and the "counter":
My boyfriend and I, coincidentally, ended up with some extra money. He grew up working in his dad's hardware and wanted to try running one of his own so we pooled our money and borrowed a bunch more. A year latter we were running a successful store. 5 years later we had 4 full time and 2 part time employees, had paid off most of our loans and were doing great. The only problem was we realized that, despite liking parts of it, we really hated some of it - so we sold it.
I would not work in retail again for all the rum in Barbados - no counter for me.
It is a minor miracle that our relationship survived the experience, but it did.
The part you "win" is that I live near a small town
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by ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:30 pm
^ Pretty Penny
It's not even insulting, but I love the song. I dunno...
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So you can get VD through your eyes, then...
Nothing else can explain this.
It's not even insulting, but I love the song. I dunno...
ken worley wrote:Achh, no top 40 songs...They overplayed that one so badly, I never want to hear it again....And wouldn't you know it, they added that one to the karaoke machine at the bar last night, and everyone had to have a go at it.(BTW, you forgot the arrow pointing up(^) AGAIN......*sigh*)
^Looking for Love(in all the wrong places)
(since you can't seem to tell the difference twixt vaginas and "big assholes".)
?
So you can get VD through your eyes, then...
Nothing else can explain this.
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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by St John the Blasphemist on Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:16 am
^Wasted Days & Wasted Nights
Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.
- Pol Pot
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by St John the Blasphemist on Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:28 am
^ Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
(song by Frank Zappa, just in case you think I made it up)
(song by Frank Zappa, just in case you think I made it up)
Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
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by Moral Minority on Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:29 am
^ My Shit's Fucked Up.
(song by Warren Zevon, just in case you think I just made it up).
(song by Warren Zevon, just in case you think I just made it up).
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by ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:29 pm
^ Come As You Are
(I made it up)
(I made it up)
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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by Draconic on Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:29 pm
^They're coming to take me away ha-haaaa!
OR
Space Oddity (scientific name for aliens-Anal Probus Obssesus)
OR
Space Oddity (scientific name for aliens-Anal Probus Obssesus)
Some people are like slinkys- They don't really serve any purpose, but they bring you pleasure when you push them down the stairs
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