Psychoanalyze TPAY Based on Their Signature.

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Why is everybody else so F*#%ed Up?

Bad upbringing.
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No votes
Supernatural EVIL FORCES.
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17%
They are shmucks.
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9%
They were among the 99.92% of childhood-molestation victims.
2
9%
They are that way just to annoy ME.
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35%
Not getting any.
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30%
 
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Psychoanalyze TPAY Based on Their Signature.

Postby ken worley on Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:56 pm

Using the Text and/or Images.

What character flaws are revealed by the sig of the pathetic loser above you?

You can be mean and sarcastic.

Or earnest and objective.

Whatever...TPAY only cares as much as they decide to about your worthless opinion anyway.

The following poster can begin the game with MY sig, if they dare.
(I would start, but there is nobody above me.)
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:12 pm

As a result of child molestation, TPAM now has a fetish for both bestiality and urolagnia. (I learned a new word!)
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:22 pm

TPAM is has developed a dubious liking for Latina women and Irish beer, probably due to his female parent being overly tanned and his male parent drinking in excess.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:01 pm

Unfortunately for him, TPAM will probably never get any legitimate sex. He also wants to kill himself, further compounding his identification with last poll choice.
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:30 pm

TPAM never gets any due to an unhealthy obsession with cartoons, Enlightement quotations and non-forum emoticons.

He is also avoidant as demonstrated by the escaping emoticon.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:54 am

^ Suffers from both agoraphobia and a fear of all living organisms (I'm sure a psychological term for it exists, but I can't find it). The subject has shown a superiority complex which could have stemmed from these fears. The possibility of a schizophrenic condition also has plausibility, as the subject gives reference to one or more ("I too") like-minded individuals without prior or further reference.
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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:02 am

TPAM spends part of every day curled up in a fetal position sucking on a rubber nipple attached to a bottle of single malt scotch while being completely wrapped in a fuzzy blanket because when he was an infant he was abducted by a crazed alcoholic kangaroo

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Postby Draconic on Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:49 am

TPAM has no signature, obviously indicating that he is to stupid to make anything clever in it.
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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:14 am

TPAM shares a foot fascination, evidenced by his presence in my socks, with another member of this forum ( :roll: whistling innocently)
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Postby Dr Dagger on Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:14 pm

TPAM has no signature, which suggests that they have no time to create one due to the fact that they are too busy looking for sex.
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:47 pm

TPAM has a fixation with a dead writer, which may point towards latent homosexuality or necrophilia.
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Postby Draconic on Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:15 pm

TPAM obviously is implying that the USS make shit up. The USS does not make shit up, shit makes shit up.
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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:23 pm

TPAM hangs out at the beach hoping for a little grab ass (or ankle) with his peeenchers
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Postby ken worley on Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:34 pm

^ Farfalla has no sig at all, Indicating the desire to hide/cloak true self.


Perhaps "she" is really a man.


Or has killed a bunch of people.

Perhaps the bloodthirsty he-she is really a nigerian bank scammer playing the "long con."


I bet that's what he's doing, the psychopath.
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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:41 pm

(mmmm - the "long con" - makes me tingle at the very thought of it)

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