FSM Discussion

Dedicated to the teaching of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

Skip to content

The Taichi Award - Ask him all your questions.

Posts that are locked but open for perusal.

Moderator: phpBB2 - Administrators

Topic locked

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:23 pm

98. Does yer wreckomend Quark Hexpress or Adobe HinDesoign?
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 7987
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Top

Postby tanguerra on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:26 am

99. Can yer read or rite matey!
Aaarrrrgggh!

Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
User avatar
tanguerra
Humble Hermit
 
Posts: 1683
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:43 pm
Location: Port 'o Spain
Top

Adobe

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:29 am

pieces o'nine wrote:98. Does yer wreckomend Quark Hexpress or Adobe HinDesoign?


Adobe InDesign...half the price of Quark.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25662
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London
Top

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:36 am

black bart wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:98. Does yer wreckomend Quark Hexpress or Adobe HinDesoign?


Adobe InDesign...half the price of Quark.

Yarrr! But oi misses thee olde Quark days.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
100. Has ye any speshul worrrds o' wisdom ter marrrk thee hocashun o' this 'istoric 100th queschun?
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 7987
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Top

Quark

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:44 am

Quark was king for many years and I had to be persuaded by my boss to change...er, AAAARRGH!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25662
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London
Top

Postby tanguerra on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:04 am

I'm feelin' slightly seasick! Must be the quark.
Aaarrrrgggh!

Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
User avatar
tanguerra
Humble Hermit
 
Posts: 1683
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:43 pm
Location: Port 'o Spain
Top

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:08 am

Yarrr, oi learned wiv RageMaker, AKA PageMangler. Oi had a roight hattitude habout HexPress, then one day oi made a luvverly bro shure wiv hit an was converted, loike. I nivir looked back.

At least, until oi laid out thee Cronans fer Hadobe's Creativ Sweet.
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 7987
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Top

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:44 pm

101 . Wot be me burfday dearie ?

How kin me luverlys throw a burfday fer thArr Auntie iffen Oi nae a Burfday ?
User avatar
Auntie Blackbeard
Gramigna Grand Admiral
 
Posts: 1037
Joined: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:08 pm
Location: Ponderin' life atop me Crow's Nest
Top

Postby anthrobabe on Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:49 am

102: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
User avatar
anthrobabe
Lord of Linguini
 
Posts: 1320
Joined: Tue May 02, 2006 8:13 pm
Location: Waiting to move where the Gorillas are, the ones without cell phones and cars!
Top

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:20 pm

103. What do women want?

(That be a trick qweschun! harrr harrr harrr)
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 7987
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Top

Postby DaveL on Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:47 pm

104. What don't men want?
Manatee Singles

www.hotdugong.com
User avatar
DaveL
Mod-ARGH-rator
 
Posts: 4845
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:57 pm
Location: Van Diemens Land
Top

Wood

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:22 am

anthrobabe wrote:102: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Er...Edwoood woodwood?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25662
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London
Top

Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:26 am

anthrobabe wrote:102: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


ENUF TO MAKE FIRE AND BOIL HIZ HED...



THEN I EATIT.
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ
User avatar
CATPIN_PUFF
Cannelloni Cannoneer
 
Posts: 130
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:46 am
Top

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:28 pm

105. Wot be thee hotte pyrate fashuns fer Spring 1708?
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 7987
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Top

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:10 pm

106. Yarr Perfesser ,

I wuz juss wunnerin ' , uh gots a new silk shirt , uh doan wanna git blood onnit an' rune it .
Soze this necks raidin' pARRdee Oim gonna smear sum capsup onnit an' say uh bin doin' my part in thee fight .
Wot does ye tink ove thee ideARR ?
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
User avatar
Mad Willyum Bonney
Admiral of Incomprehensibility
 
Posts: 3833
Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
Location: Bedlam
Top
PreviousNext
Topic locked

Return to Locked Posts

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2011 phpBB Group..
cron