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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:15 pm

Charlie Chaplain's mom.


Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.
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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:22 pm

John Barrymore (Drew's grandfather)

"you slimey git!"
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:07 pm

Katie Holmes.

What's a Nubian?
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:26 am

Over heard said by Paris Hilton during a posh Hollywood fund raiser sponsored by Angelina Jolie

"I'm the only President you've got."
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:09 am

President Skroob.

Hey, don't mind the cameras, everyone. They're filming a movie up in here, and y'all gonna be in it! Only *I'm* the only one gonna get paid
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:37 am

Tom Cruise on the set of Top Gun.

If mom is the first to go, then God help us.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:00 am

The guy who sang "Staceys Mum has got it goin' on"

"Oh no! I'm stuck!"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:17 am

Katie Holmes, after learning her marriages was legal.

May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in your genitals.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:22 am

Rainswept wrote:President Skroob.

Hey, don't mind the cameras, everyone. They're filming a movie up in here, and y'all gonna be in it! Only *I'm* the only one gonna get paid


I don't understand why everyone didn't understand that the game was over after this post.

Thank you Rain, game over, done, done.
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:36 am

Rainswept wrote:Katie Holmes, after learning her marriages was legal.

May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in your genitals.


Fez, after Kelso slept with his mum. (that 70s show)

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Postby Rainswept on Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:53 am

Apu?

Your mother's still dressing you, she should have just crushed your head!
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:16 am

Rainswept wrote:Apu?

Dude, that is an actual Apu quote.
Your mother's still dressing you, she should have just crushed your head!


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Throw the Jew down the well.
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:42 am

Ya.. I was worried that might be Apu.

I change my answer to Kumar.

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Mel Gibson.

I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:41 pm

KW's bastard son in Equador.

Rainswept wrote:
Moral Minority wrote:Calvin.


That really is a Calvin quote, so you fail.


ouch.

Moral Minority wrote:
Rainswept wrote:Apu?

Dude, that is an actual Apu quote.


ouch

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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:24 am

Harry Solomon to ND.

Why do you buy him fags when he smokes like a chimney?
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