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by tanguerra on Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:46 am
352.57: Number o lashes the galley slaves 'll get (on average, each) if we don't catch up with them blaggards before long
Aaarrrrgggh!
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tanguerra - Humble Hermit
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sunk
by black bart on Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:38 am
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No, not the answer to life, the universe and everything...
...it be the number o ships Cap'n Cronan sunk last month.
No, not the answer to life, the universe and everything...
...it be the number o ships Cap'n Cronan sunk last month.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by anthrobabe on Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:14 pm
1 the number of really smegged off Saucy Gerts because some moron did not back up the computer before taking it all down-- nothing-backed up--- nothing. NOT ONE SINGLE FREAKING BACKUP!
1 number of dead morons at my place as soon as I catch em
1 number of dead morons at my place as soon as I catch em
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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by anthrobabe on Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:32 pm
1492--- number of idiots at my job
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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Model
by black bart on Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:34 am
Arrrrrrrrgh...I be lookin down at yers from the dizzyin heights o 5th place on the post rankins, so I thought it be toim fer me ta give the new recruits a Model of:
How ta be a Successful Pirate
I has broken down me 7000 plus posts inta their respektiv percentages:
Aaaaargh: 45%
Insults: 70%
Other: 5%
Wiv all them insults I has developed a very thick skin wot I have found invaluable in me Piratin career so far.
I also recommends ye cuts down on yer snacks...I can hardly get of me arse arter all the toim I spend next me Scumsoft 5000.
How ta be a Successful Pirate
I has broken down me 7000 plus posts inta their respektiv percentages:
Aaaaargh: 45%
Insults: 70%
Other: 5%
Wiv all them insults I has developed a very thick skin wot I have found invaluable in me Piratin career so far.
I also recommends ye cuts down on yer snacks...I can hardly get of me arse arter all the toim I spend next me Scumsoft 5000.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by pieces o'nine on Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:40 pm
Arrrgh, ye be a hinspirashun to us all, Bart, thankee.
Oi also opes ter sumday reach thee dizzeein hoights o' yer maffematickal hability. Ave ye considered bein a Maff Tutor at Portsmouth Public Pirate School arfter ye retoire from hactive piratin?
Oi also opes ter sumday reach thee dizzeein hoights o' yer maffematickal hability. Ave ye considered bein a Maff Tutor at Portsmouth Public Pirate School arfter ye retoire from hactive piratin?
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by Tiddles the Evil on Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:05 am
20 That's the number of bilge rats I killed in a single day. Ate the lot of them too, geez I was hungry.
OH HAI, I'M IN UR PIRATE FORUM, STEALIN ALL UR AVATARS. SRSLY!
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by CATPIN_PUFF on Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:16 am
wen is las time you kill bilge rat? You is tink you lord o' bilge rat now, huh? May is all hairs on yer tail fall out you lookit like rat too.
13 nummer of pieces I chop Tiddles into. I cut more but is ran outta toes to countit.
13 nummer of pieces I chop Tiddles into. I cut more but is ran outta toes to countit.
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ
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by pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:56 pm
2 number o' scary pyrate cats stockin thee streetes an halleyways o' Portsmouth
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:31 am
pieces o'nine wrote:2 number o' scary pyrate cats stockin thee streetes an halleyways o' Portsmouth
3The ackshoeall nummer o' scary pirate moggies.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by tanguerra on Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:02 am
25. Number of lives (so far) known ter belong ter Satan: former ship's cat on The Purple Primrose - won in a fantan game in ol' Singapore, last seen disposed of in a gunny sack on Portsmouth docks. (If seen, do not approach.)
Aaarrrrgggh!
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