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Postby Rainswept on Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:28 pm

My name is Rain, and I am a popcorn addict.

Please feel free to use this space to admit to any addictions you all have.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby EarthRise on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:16 pm

My name is EarthRise, and I am an evolution addict.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:24 pm

My name is PirateGuy, sometimes, when I get nervous, I like to stick my fingers in my armpits for a few seconds, and then smell em.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:35 pm

Hi, my name is ~NoodleDemon~, and I am a Vagina addict.

I'm also addicted to Ramen noodles and pie.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:52 pm

My name is Moral Minority and I am manic depressive.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:38 pm

PirateGuy wrote:My name is PirateGuy, sometimes, when I get nervous, I like to stick my fingers in my armpits for a few seconds, and then smell em.

My name is Cap'n Turtlehead, and I'm addicted to quoting.

I'm also addicted to what PirateGuy does when he's nervous...
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby evilol on Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:40 pm

My name is evilol, and I'm a marijuana addict. SRSLY. Im even stoned righ now. :D
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:29 pm

evilol wrote:My name is evilol, and I'm a marijuana addict. SRSLY. Im even stoned righ now. :D

Oh FSM, I've done it again...
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:54 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
evilol wrote:My name is evilol, and I'm a marijuana addict. SRSLY. Im even stoned righ now. :D

Oh FSM, I've done it again...


dAMNIT jackass just stop quoting and just sotp smellinh me ptis.
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Postby Capellini on Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:53 pm

My name is Baroness Kimberly and I'm addicted to Knighthood!
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

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Postby farfalla on Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:04 pm

my name is farfalla and I am a mustard addict
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:32 pm

My name is St John the Blaphemist and I am addicted to bludging in the FSM forums while I should be working.
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Postby EarthRise on Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:20 pm

St John the Blasphemist wrote:My name is St John the Blaphemist and I am addicted to bludging in the FSM forums while I should be working.


Holyshit me too!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:04 am

My name is Cap'n Turtlehead and after one day, I'm addicted to Rome: Total War, and also the expansion, Barbarian Invasion

Spartaaaaaa!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Pirate

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:27 am

My name is Black Bart

Arrrrgh I arrr addicted to speakin loik Pirate an pickin me nose.
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