CAN WE TORTURE THEM ?

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Postby DaveL on Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:13 am

PirateGuy wrote:See. I revived your dead pirate threads. Still I get no respect. I have to be the only person to ever get chastised by a mod in pirate discussion.

Bring on the Rolf Harris.


No actually you are the third. The other two are identified at the top of the forum in the 'Hall of Heckle', where their dead corpses are still being jibed by pirates new and old. Yes, we have refrained from entering you into the HoH - although if the others twist my arm...hmmmm...we'll see.

Some of those old threads were pure gold and are still funny if you go back and read them. Early references to topics we still post about today can be found amongst that old stuff.

Whatever happened to that old thread we did about Codpieces?Nevermind, just don't read the entire Salty Tale. I will warp your mind.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:57 am

DaveL wrote:
PirateGuy wrote:See. I revived your dead pirate threads. Still I get no respect. I have to be the only person to ever get chastised by a mod in pirate discussion.

Bring on the Rolf Harris.


No actually you are the third. The other two are identified at the top of the forum in the 'Hall of Heckle', where their dead corpses are still being jibed by pirates new and old. Yes, we have refrained from entering you into the HoH - although if the others twist my arm...hmmmm...we'll see.

Some of those old threads were pure gold and are still funny if you go back and read them. Early references to topics we still post about today can be found amongst that old stuff.

Whatever happened to that old thread we did about Codpieces?Nevermind, just don't read the entire Salty Tale. I will warp your mind.

Yarr, FSB, Taichi, iffen ye's were here, oi'd stick ye in Adolf Hitler's bunker an' tell 'im that Rolf Harris was in there!
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Postby tanguerra on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:33 am

Aaargh! Pirate Guy be puttin' in an early bid fer next year's Jim Lads is all. I like a proactive pirate, I do! Yaar matey! Not you! [gives Sanchez a clip over the ear]

Let's see here. I'm sure we ken come up with somethin...

"Postin technique most likely to engender RSI?"
"Pirate most fond o rum?"...
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Postby black bart on Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:10 am

Aye well...we'll let The Black Spot come up with a category...

Probably somethin loik "Longest Stretched Neck" or somat!
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Postby DaveL on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:46 pm

Arggggghhhh...

Oi was thinkin' he was up for the next Taichi Award, not a Jim Lad.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:06 pm

Wot ! But me dARRling PG taint no troll !

Oanly pompous uppity gits Arr nomenayted fer a Taichi !

Yarr!... Pirateguy ( by verchew ove his monikarr ) aldo he be undie clared pirate , he still ellie gibble fer a Jim Lad nomenashun .

Moight Uh sugjest....1. Best Worst Pirate 2. Prodigal Pirate 3. Most Improved Pirate ?.....ARGH!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:01 am

Aargh, oi does suggests;
'Most un-Piratey Pirate'
'Pirate With The Least Ammount of Pirate Accent Award'
'Sneakiest Pirate' Although, oi thinks itted be a close match betwixt MM 'nd he...

Aargh!
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:40 am

mos himpruved pirate? ye's got to be kiddin
but tha stuff bout tha nanny is pretty good


I sais we gives 'im a qwest and iffin 'e returns, wif appropriate booty an all, then we sees 'bout lettin 'im live
---plus 'es gotta swears to tha code and be a declarified pirate an all too
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Torture

Postby black bart on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:59 am

Arrrrrr...take a draft o yer grog, clear yers heads an GET BACK TO THE TORTURIN...

Thar were this one toim when we captured a Spaniard orf the coast o Jamaica...he were only there on holidays at the toim, but ye has ta make the most o these hopportunities.

Arrrrrr...we strapped him to the Main Mast...he were crappin himself, surrounded by the most fearsome lookin devils wot he'd ever set eyes on...

...then the Bilge Rats went back below an he cheered up a bit.

'By the time we've finished wiv ye' sais I, 'Ye'll wish ye'd never been born!'

'Diable sont vous parlant de vous git stupide de Gallois' he were a French speakin Spaniard...

'Insolent Dog' sais I and proceeded wiv the torture...

First we made im watch a whole episode of 'East Enders'...twice!

Then we played him Chris de Burgh records...me an the crew remembered to wear our ear defenders this time.

By this time he was tryin to chew off his own arms.

Finally...and this always gets em...we read him fourteen of Walktheplank's Long Winded Tales in a row!!!!!!

Poor bugger was stark ravin mad by the end of it.

Beat that.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:21 pm

Auntie Blackbeard wrote:Best Worst Pirate


Thats moi favorite!


Jest let me no wut oi need ta plunder in me qwest.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:47 pm

Wot about sum new an' hinterestin' cattergoreies, eh?

Jus' 'cause we be pirates don't mean we gots no originalitiy!

wot aboot...

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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:22 pm

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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:53 pm

Oh right we are supposed to be talking about torturin someone or another here.


hmmmmmm
anyone into lighters and toes?
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Fri May 16, 2008 8:59 am

huurrrrrr hurrrrr hurrrrrrr..... if is gunna sencerit, we is needit gud sencerfraises.... wot's yer best?

I is start:

Zankou is a turd amung scarabs!!


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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Fri May 16, 2008 5:49 pm

I wish Cap would buff my bison!!
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