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Postby Rainswept on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:38 pm

Chick-Fil-A in Amsterdam.

I'm going to hell. I know it. .... It's not news to me. I'm just going to enjoy the ride on the way there
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:44 pm

Jeffrey Dahmer

"Sweet Things are Made of These"

(just grossed myself out)

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:45 pm

Every man who has ever gotten lucky...

Oh, why did it have to be this way?
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept

O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants

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Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:51 pm

Every women who didn't get lucky

"I'll have what she's having."
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:13 pm

"Sweet Things are Made of These"
Did you mean sweet dreams?
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Monica about Hillary.

That's one small step for man
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Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:30 pm

Rainswept wrote:
"Sweet Things are Made of These"
Did you mean sweet dreams?[/i]


(whoops, yes, you are correct)

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Christopher Reeves speaking about the work he did with spinal cord injury research

"Don't you meddle with me, and I won't meddle with you."

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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:42 am

Eric Schwartz in his video 'Keep Jesus off my Penis.'

When my brother Harold asked me to be the best man at his wedding... I was like: of course, man. You've always been there for me. Like the time I couldn't find my car... or that time I was in rehab... cuz Harold has always been the dependable one, and I was always the fucked up one. Right pops? "Why can't you be more like your brother?" ... I am a person too, pop. I am a fucking person too!!!
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Postby black bart on Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:32 am

The guy who visited Rainswept's apartment with a fishing rod.

Bring back some light in the name of the lord
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:54 pm

Prometheus.

What they did to my poor nipples was a no-no.
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:09 am

Batman, when they added them to the Batsuit for that awful movie.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:38 am

Dr. House.

Behind this mask there is more than flesh. Behind this mask is an idea and ideas are bulletproof.
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:04 pm

Joan Rivers

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:54 pm

King Leonidas.

Ah! I am a little girl!!!
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:19 am

Moral Minority (AKA AZN Pride)... WTF does AZN stand for anyway?

I am a man who will fight for your honor.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:44 am

Rainswept wrote:Moral Minority (AKA AZN Pride)... WTF does AZN stand for anyway?

Apparently, it stands for the way you would say it if you were American. Ay-Zee-N or, Asian.

I am a man who will fight for your honor.

Politicians, in general.


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A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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