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Postby Pachyderm on Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:06 pm

Make 'em watch "The Sound of Music" on a loop.

Some rotten bar-stewards did ter me crew a few years back. Now they all cry at the sight of a singin' nun. An' all a ship has ter do ter exscape is send a blue-eyed, blond kid ter ask if the Nazis are gone, an' it's floods o' tears time.

Still, Oi got 'em back.

Slipped inter their pub, and left the Opiate o' the Masses stuck on the home shoppin'.....

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Opiate

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:56 am

Pachyderm wrote:Make 'em watch "The Sound of Music" on a loop.

Some rotten bar-stewards did ter me crew a few years back. Now they all cry at the sight of a singin' nun. An' all a ship has ter do ter exscape is send a blue-eyed, blond kid ter ask if the Nazis are gone, an' it's floods o' tears time.

Still, Oi got 'em back.

Slipped inter their pub, and left the Opiate o' the Masses stuck on the home shoppin'.....

Happy days, happy days


There's always Arr-Bay if yer crew gets addicted ta shoppin!
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Re: Opiate

Postby anthrobabe on Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:30 am

black bart wrote:
Pachyderm wrote:Make 'em watch "The Sound of Music" on a loop.

Some rotten bar-stewards did ter me crew a few years back. Now they all cry at the sight of a singin' nun. An' all a ship has ter do ter exscape is send a blue-eyed, blond kid ter ask if the Nazis are gone, an' it's floods o' tears time.

Still, Oi got 'em back.

Slipped inter their pub, and left the Opiate o' the Masses stuck on the home shoppin'.....

Happy days, happy days


There's always Arr-Bay if yer crew gets addicted ta shoppin!


Arr- Bay is fine

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Re: Torture

Postby Duke on Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:15 pm

black bart wrote:AAARRRRRR...Thems that die will be the lucky ones...

I has developed a new technique in the art o torture, guaranteed ta loosten the tongues of all yer prisoners:

Ye plays em 'Rolf Harris' singin 'Stairway to heaven' on a loop!!!!



Arr! Ye must 'ave gotten from me idea of makin' em lissen to Jimi Hendrix without reprieve! Makes 'em talk ever' time.


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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:16 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Re: Torture

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:05 am

Duke wrote:
black bart wrote:AAARRRRRR...Thems that die will be the lucky ones...

I has developed a new technique in the art o torture, guaranteed ta loosten the tongues of all yer prisoners:

Ye plays em 'Rolf Harris' singin 'Stairway to heaven' on a loop!!!!



Arr! Ye must 'ave gotten from me idea of makin' em lissen to Jimi Hendrix without reprieve! Makes 'em talk ever' time.


Duke


Arrrrrrr...tis about toim this thread got a come back...the art o torture be ever himportant in the world o Piracy...

Roight matey's, strap Pirate Guy to the main mast an crank up the Rolf Harris.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:30 am

Aargh, strap PG te the bottom o' the crows nest an' sail inna a storm!
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Storm

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:59 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Aargh, strap PG te the bottom o' the crows nest an' sail inna a storm!


Aye...AND play Rolf Harris music to him...he be sure ta crack!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:29 pm

See. I revived your dead pirate threads. Still I get no respect. I have to be the only person to ever get chastised by a mod in pirate discussion.

Bring on the Rolf Harris.
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Rolf

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:55 pm

Arrrrrrr...has ye ever actually heard a Rolf Harris record matey?

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/stairway-to-heaven-p5.php
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:04 pm

I have now! That was a rocking jam!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:27 pm

Yarrr, let thee punishment fit thee croime, sais oi.

Rolf Harris will do in a pinch, but oi finks we shood hadapt keelhaulin' an "Rick Roll" PirateGuy huntil 'e begs fer mercy.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:37 pm

Due to my past forum indiscretions, I think it is now against board policy to mention the RR and the PG in the same sentence.

Plus its been done to me so many times that I'm pretty much immune to it. Actually its kinda growing on me.

We're no strangers to love...
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:05 am

What have ye and the Reverend Redbeard been up to Pirate Guy if ye can't be mentioned in the same sentence with im even?

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Rick

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:23 am

PirateGuy wrote:
We're no strangers to love...


Arrrrrgh...yer blaggard...

I haven't forgotten the terrible Rick Astley torture what ye submitted me to...I took it loik the man I arrr unloik some o the lilly livered landlubbers on this forum.
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