ALL PIRATES !!! REPORT FER DOO TEA !!!

[ChowMein]

YARR ! Sheylara Be mineful of da rats .

[Sheylara]

What? No cutlass for li'l ol' me? What am I to do wit dem rats???

Eeeek! Rats!

*clambers up mast and hangs on for dear life*

[ChowMein]

Whut !

Ye dint pick up ye cutlust ?!

ARR! ye must finnish ye tea foist matey !
Doan be trollin et over the side now....

An then be uff wid ye !

[ChowMein]

YARRR! Mateys en Capins,

Juss dis morn sum fish gutz dun sloppered inna tea keddle !

Soze we gotz sum offal tea tiddy !

YARR!

[PantyGnawer]

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

[ChowMein]

Yarr ye nu Catpins an' mateys , ye all fergot ta registar ye shup an' pick up ye weepins of choyce .

'urry up nows , ye don't wish to be sailing arounde out tharr an be borded or wurst by frienlee fire , make yerseffs knowne ta thee fleet .

[black bart]

Aye Aye Cap'n Chow.

[ChowMein]

Yarr , a lot ove mateys sailing abowt owt tharr widowt registarrin ye shups !

Hey ! DTH , PG , Cliff an' thee rest ove ye !

Wot be thee noime of ye shups an' how meny guns 'ave ye ?

Oh ... juss 'elp yerseffs to tea .

[pieces o'nine]

Arrrgh!

Oi jest reel oized that oi nivvir posted me ship's nayme 'ear. Chow, oi duz hapologoize!

As noted sumweares else, me ship's nayme be Thee Mad Moggie's Revenge. Me crewe varies, but oi've nivvir fownd anuvver cabbin bouy wot can 'old a candle (or ennyfing else!) to ole Errol. I kin haul weighs relye on me ole mate, Dom thee Danger Catte, tho.

As fer cutlasses and wot-knot, oi foindes as they innerfeares wiv me hoverawl eejipshun theme, loike. Fer thee type ov blaggarrrds oi 'as ter fayce, thee pen (an thee fether, an thee reede stylus an thee maus) be moightier than thee sword.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

( Thee tee be quite poisonis an' oi doan reckomend et , juss toss it o'er thee side wen he nay be lookin' )

[pieces o'nine]

( Thee tee be quite poisonis an' oi doan reckomend et , juss toss it o'er thee side wen he nay be lookin' )

Arrrgh! Is that wot 'appened to that tea-drinkin Rev Red Beard?
: removes headdress in a tokin ov respeck :

[Cpt Celle]

Errrr, eh, Arrrr... 'cough' Argh! Oh yes, and Ramen.

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Ahoy Capt. Celle !

That be a loverly gun poking owt frum yer pantyloons , what be the name of yer shup dearie ?

Mine be thee Crow's Nest , come by fer grog anytyme an' bring me a noice pressy .

Yer everluvin' Auntie .XOX

[black bart]

Ahoy Capt. Celle !

That be a loverly gun poking owt frum yer pantyloons , what be the name of yer shup dearie ?

Mine be thee Crow's Nest , come by fer grog anytyme an' bring me a noice pressy .

Yer everluvin' Auntie .XOX

An you leave his gun barrel alone Auntie!