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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:45 am

171. You listen in on people's conversations for the sole purpose of finding something to post in the 'Quote out of Context' thread...
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:08 pm

:fsm: 172. If with this post you ascend to Prophet of Pastafarianism ! :fsm:
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:10 pm

173. You make posts simply because you want to have your postcount divisible by 5.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:46 pm

174. You want to hail the newest Prophet of Pastafarianism, hail yeah!
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Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:27 am

175. You've gone past the prophet stage and have started growing noodly appendages (in any other religion that would mean a damn good flaying alive).
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:36 am

176. You preach Pastafarianism to your mates and advise them to lurk moar.
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Postby PastAARGH on Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:19 am

177. You don't even post, because that would interrupt your lurking.
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:21 am

178. You have completely stopped lurking.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:19 pm

179. You are lurking even when offline.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:35 am

180. You are here while at school.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:38 am

181. You stand vivified, and have vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
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Postby thelastpirate on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:04 pm

182: The only verdict is vengance, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:33 pm

183. You get rigor from sitting in your chair...
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:22 am

184. You become retarded from reading Reverend Rowan Redbeard's posts.
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:11 pm

185. You are in the top 10 total posters.

186. You have more posts than we have registered members (Not me yet, but I'm close lol)
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