Port Aransas, Texas... Pirate Capital of the World?

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Port Aransas, Texas... Pirate Capital of the World?

Postby TheWikidFool on Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:23 pm

I vacation in Port A. every year and I'm here right now... They are the self acclaimed pirate capital of the world and it is true that pirates would commonly come to Port A. in the early 1800's so today I went out and preached the good word of FSM.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:06 pm

Yarr laddie , ye muss be direckon dem in 'ere , lettuce 'ave a lissin to dare ack cents ....Yarr .
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:37 am

Whut aboot Portsmouth?
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Portsmouth

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:01 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Whut aboot Portsmouth?


No, for god's sake man...the lad's happy where he be...why drag im down ta the Blackened Hovels and Hulks that make up our wretched Scurvy ridden World!

Port A sounds jus luverly...I bets they've even got clean underpants there.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:20 am

I suppose that Port Aloo be the private capital o' the world.

Harrr Harr Ha... oh never mind.
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Fumes

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:18 am

Aaargh...I would ave laughed at that...but I accidently breathed in some o Cronan's grog fumes!
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Re: Fumes

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:37 am

black bart wrote:Aaargh...I would ave laughed at that...but I accidently breathed in some o Cronan's grog fumes!


Arrr... the fumes that surrounds Cronan's tipple be legendary.

All the local apothecaries send people wi' consumption an' bronko-itis an' clogged up tubes round to the tavern when 'ee be in town. They all stand round Cronan's table breathin' in the fumes.

Don't do 'em no good, but Cronan likes the company.
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Re: Portsmouth

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:53 pm

black bart wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Whut aboot Portsmouth?


No, for god's sake man...the lad's happy where he be...why drag im down ta the Blackened Hovels and Hulks that make up our wretched Scurvy ridden World!

Port A sounds jus luverly...I bets they've even got clean underpants there.


Unnerpants, eh?

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Postby anthrobabe on Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:16 pm

Oive spent many a fun time crossin on that ferry they gots done there- course that's jus cause oim afraid o drivin over tha big bridge frum Corpus!

I kin drives over it- but hasta keeps me eyes closed.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:01 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Re: Port Aransas, Texas... Pirate Capital of the World?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:02 pm

nef yoo snuked eh an stold yer yummy rum caek!


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