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Postby black bart on Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:54 am

Taidje Khan wrote:Excuse me, but would you mind speaking English?


Non, absolument NON...Prennez votre bicyclette Anglais!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:45 am

C'est homme de réparation de bicyclette ! Homme de réparation de bicyclette, svp, bicyclette de Taidje Khan de difficulté !
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Postby thelastpirate on Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:04 pm

Je ne parley pas frances.
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:57 am

thelastpirate wrote:Je ne parley pas frances.


Then.. .wtf, stay outa this thread.

Damn, hypocrisy.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:50 am

thelastpirate wrote:Je ne parley pas frances.


Alors. wtf, outa de séjour ce fil. Rien, hypocrisie.
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Postby black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:20 pm

Il a pris son bicyclette n'est ce pas?

Il est foutu le camp!
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:13 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Bon derriere.

There, I said it.

I said that yesterday, and got some very questionable results, in fact.



Good behind?


That was terrible.


"Vous avez un gentil cul" translates directly as "You have a nice ass," but "cul" is usually offensive.

Derriere is usually the term for butt, so "Votre derriere est trés jolie" is "your behind is very pretty."

Use that.


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Sue me.
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guerre

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:42 am

Font pas mentionner la guerre
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Postby DaveL on Sat May 17, 2008 2:53 am

YArrr...

Cap can tampon mon deck!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat May 17, 2008 3:31 am

Did you just give Cap shit in like five different languages?


That is damn impressive!
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat May 17, 2008 8:51 am

PracticalGuy wrote:Did you just give Cap shit in like five different languages?


That is damn impressive!

No it isn't.
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Zut

Postby black bart on Mon May 19, 2008 10:02 am

Zut alors...tout le monde veut parle le Francais enfin...bonjours mes amies.
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Re: Bonjour

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:52 am

Ah bonjour Black Bart, comment ca va?
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Re: Bonjour

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:53 am

Pas mal...j'aime bien Bridgette Bardot.
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Re: Bonjour

Postby don juan on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:09 am

euh, elle préfère les animaux aux non-français, elle est devenue très très raciste.

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