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Postby Duke on Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:56 pm

Excuse me, I was in a rush and I forgot.

The person below me is sitting on the bottom of a deep well, using the last minutes of their life typing things on a forum that you can accesses from the wireless from a nearby building. Oh, and you have your laptop on the bottom of the well.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:51 am

nay, tis a supercomputer.

the person below me has a head fetish. (inside joke about Hellboy movie)
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Postby Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:59 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:nay, tis a supercomputer.

the person below me has a head fetish. (inside joke about Hellboy movie)


Oh, I saw that, a long time ago...................Hmm, head fetish? Doesn't ring a bell.


The person below me laughs at The Ring. I know that I do. The screaming people watching it are hilarious.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:31 am

no, i actually laugh at "Killer Clowns From Outer Space".

by the way, the head fetish is refering to all the heads (masks) kronen has in the subway, and a few other referneces.

the person below me is not Duke
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Postby fusiontortellini on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:17 pm

John Wayne is dead.

The person below me likes brussels sprouts.
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Postby Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:22 pm

Ha, back in 3rd grade, people used to call me "Brussell Sprouts".... Fusion gets the joke.

The person below me thinks that Che Guevera is a deodorant.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby fusiontortellini on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:27 pm

He's actually an oderant, but only in Cuba.

The person below me sometimes turns purple.
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Postby ECQuaker on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:35 pm

actually, it's more of a maroon


the person below me watches TV naked, on a bean bag chair, eating cheetos (tribute to Ron White)
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Postby Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:43 pm

ECQuaker wrote:actually, it's more of a maroon


the person below me watches TV naked, on a bean bag chair, eating cheetos (tribute to Ron White)


No, I sit on the TV wearing cheetos and eating beans.


The person walks into their mirror every day, trying to get through, like in that book.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:11 pm

actually I just make out with it.

the person below me eats copious ammounts of subway, then sues them for getting fat.

(what is it with the word copious on these forums?)
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Postby ECQuaker on Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:24 pm

actually, I lost weight. And I sued them for not putting me in their commercials with Jared.




The person below me is secretly in love with three of the mods on this forum.
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Postby Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:59 pm

Huh? What? NO!!! WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT???? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!


The person below me uses Coke for detergent.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:04 pm

actually its angel dust.

the person below me has 17 sisters employed as prostitutues
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Postby TheArchitect on Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:19 am

But I'm rich AS HELL!!! Mwahahahahahah



The person below me :o does not really believe in the FSM!!! alak, heresy!
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Postby ECQuaker on Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:35 pm

Actually I do believe in FSM, but he prefers pesto to marinara




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