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Postby tanguerra on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:12 am

That is mighty insightful Mr Bucket. I'd never a thought of that. See, there's the benefit of heducation.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:27 am

Oi tried buryin' me loot unnerneath an airport, but the customs orifices thort oi was buryin' a bomb! Oi thort it wood be moighty obvious of wot oi was doin', as oi was dressed in me best pirate regalia affer all!

I made it very clear to him of wot oi was doing, mainly usin' me cutlass in conjunction with 'is bowels, an' su'enly oi was surrounded by SWAT teams!

But the SWAT is nuffin compared to those devils, the Spanish Inquisition. Oi
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Postby DaveL on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:10 am

The-evil-bucket wrote:
DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Why do pirates always bury their treasure in the middle of international airports?


ARRRRRR

Well most rental car places don't serve pirates, so they like to fly in and grab thARR booty.


YArrrr...

Whenever I try and hire a galleon from the airport, Oi get charged extra fees for the guns and cannon balls. Nuthin worse than rentin sumthin, then gettin caught in a full sea battle. The excess insurance can be a real headache!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:06 pm

Yarrr! An ye has t'return it wiv the sails full o'wind!
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Postby DaveL on Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:52 pm

YArrrrr...

Oi hates rentin' a galleon with only limited nautical miles. Last time when me limit was up, we had to abandon ship in the middle of the Sargasso Sea.
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Postby black bart on Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:37 am

Arrrgh...that'l teach ye to rent yer ships from Cronan Rentals.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:51 am

"Our deals be better, oops, oi means worse than our boats!"
"When ye buy from Cronan, we give ye a lemon!"
"Croonin' Cronan 'll take care o' you!"
"Cronan's Boating: We'll sink you!"
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:48 am

Hai. Advantage of being Ninja is being abre to wark on water. I no need gareon to traver seas. I use seceret ninja powahs!!!

Have I tord of supah seceret puran to storm castre of evir shogun. We sturike across rake.

After that, we go straight to rair of evir shogun, rike shadow in night.

And when we finarry rocate evir shogun, we have Urtimate Showdown of Urtimate Destiny!!!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:01 am

Argh ! ye be daft man ! Pirates rule and ninjas droll ( tanks to Gertie fer that wun ).
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:23 am

Say to my Kogamitsu firthy scurvy dog!!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:20 am

MM, oi be confoosed. Wy should enyone say "firthy scurvy dog" to yer Kogamitsu? Iffen it had insulted us foist, oi could see hit, but...

(Eh, wot be a "Kogamitsu"? Be hit a dirrrty worrrd?)

Also, iffen we say "firthy scurvy dog", wot will yer Kogamitsu be loikely ter say in return? Oi don speak Ninja so flooent so oi needs elp wiv wot ter hexpect from thee tipee call conversation, loike.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:28 am

Oi be wagARRin' it be the name of a katana ( a sword ) makARR .
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:53 am

Moral Minority wrote: Urtimate Showdown of Urtimate Destiny!!!

Aargh! Me mate 'as been singin' that sea shanty fer days on end!
Darn AarghTube!

Bet then again, oi've been singin' Banana Phone...
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:02 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:16 pm

Boogers are loike kleenex, you pull one and it just pulls the next booger to the front of the line.
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