Has the Noodly One sent his children to us?

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Has the Noodly One sent his children to us?

Postby c_felix on Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:16 pm

I am not familiar with the Gospel of the FSM. I have yet to read it, and yes, I am sorry.

So, if this has been explained, forgive me. Do not canonize me! (By placing me in a canon and blasting me to bits.)

Has the Noodly One, meaty be his balls, sent his children to us?

I have come across, while searching for things that would make my 5 year old son smile, creatures that resemble our Noodly Maker.

Consider the following:

Their eyes on not on stalks, but placed prominently on top of their heads. They resemble His meaty balls.

His eye stalks have been replaced with an antenna type of feeler, with a small spherical object at the end.

These creatures are benevolent.

Spaghetti like appendages trail from the bottom of their bodies.



So...perhaps he has sent us his children, not in his form, but in a similar form, to help show us the way.

For a picture and an explanation as to whom I am referring to, click on the link below.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yip-Yips

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Postby Clifford on Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:00 am

That has yet to happen as far as I know, and I don't think we need it to happen
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Re: Has the Noodly One sent his children to us?

Postby charm803 on Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:47 am

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Re: Has the Noodly One sent his children to us?

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:28 am

WTF?
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Re: Has the Noodly One sent his children to us?

Postby GreenRain22 on Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:49 am

>< FSM having kids? Naaaah. Really, that'd just be too Godlike. His Yumminess prefers the bachelor life, no kids.
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Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


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Re: Has the Noodly One sent his children to us?

Postby Angel-Hair Archmage on Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:43 am

If FSM had kids, the would probably in his basement, the way our Noodleness drinks.
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