When is Holiday?

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When is Holiday?

Postby ArchaeoloWench on Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:23 am

Does it have specific days? It a lunar calendar thing like Passover?

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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:50 am

it begins when winter starts and ends around the time winter ends
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Postby Cardinal Fang on Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:22 pm

I always thought it started when you see the "Happy Holidays" signs go up in the shops.

I don't know how they calculate it though.

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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:32 pm

All I know is the Gospel says it takes up most of the months of December and January.
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Postby ArchaeoloWench on Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:51 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:All I know is the Gospel says it takes up most of the months of December and January.


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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:35 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:it begins when winter starts and ends around the time winter ends


that was amazingly helpful advice there LPM......
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:56 pm

anthrobabe wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:it begins when winter starts and ends around the time winter ends


that was amazingly helpful advice there LPM......

was that sarcasm or are you being serious?
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Postby jbender23 on Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:05 am

Well, everyone knows the Pastafarian seasons are very different from the traditional seasons: Spring, Hot, October, and Holiday.
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Postby Clifford on Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:15 am

Holiday spans the time around the 25th of December. Nothing to do with Christmas, it's a complete coincidence. AND every friday's a holiday.
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Re: When is Holiday?

Postby GreenRain22 on Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:04 pm

Perhaps we should make a day on which we eat nothing but pasta in pirate regalia?

Is Winter Solstice ok to celebrate?
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Re: When is Holiday?

Postby alanpai on Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:42 pm

can we just say that a religeous holiday is any day we dont want to go to work and/or school?
i hope the world doesnt randomly explode, that would be a really bad day.
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Re: When is Holiday?

Postby Clifford on Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:13 am

Don't see why not
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Re: When is Holiday?

Postby lari on Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:46 pm

How about the 19th september to use pirate regalia, drink beer and eat pasta?
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Re: When is Holiday?

Postby lari on Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:02 pm

How about the 19th september to use pirate regalia, drink beer and eat pasta?
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Re: When is Holiday?

Postby Clifford on Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:31 pm

Talk Like a Pirate Day is in September
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