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Welcome to Thee Crow's Nest !
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Welcome to Thee Crow's Nest !
by Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:18 pm
ARRGH ! Me DARRlin' ! Welcome to me ship... Thee Crows Nest... Yarr !...why havn't i herd from ye for so long ?...Argh is that a gift fer me ?...Thank ye darrlin' !...It's been many a new moon...Yarr...many a new moon... since ye lass stopped aboard Thee Nest !... 'ave some viddles and drinks...wot?...ye be helping yerseff , ye rememmer ware everythink be ... meanwhile Auntie will tell ye about thee toime a few centuries after Pandora open up that box..." Jus" fer a wee peek " , she said !... Well we all jus' jumped out them crampy 'ole box...I think Hope was a bit tARRdy... I dont know if she got out...wot?..oh yes...Neptune...well... Neptune got to frisky wid me so I had to...
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by The-evil-bucket on Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:04 am
Arrrr, I'll have some of whatever you be having!
Have you seen Serenity around? I keep losing it. It's about *this* big, has a big yellow spinning bit on the back, two shuttles, and two engines on the side.
Was that the main buffer panel?
Was that the main buffer panel?
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Munsters
by black bart on Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:46 am
I keep seein the Munsters...wot ave I been drinkin:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Welcome to Thee Crow's Nest !
by pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:55 pm
Yarrr, Auntie. Noice ter see ye has anuvver collum.
...scarper away from 'im an 'is trident an' Pandora an 'er box roight kwik-loike. Oi fashuned me a small boat an struck out on thee hoigh seas. Hit be glorrrious, after heternity in that box! Oi dunno ow long oi henjoied me new-found freedom, but heventooly oi got bored an began ter cast about fer a divershun.
Roight. So oi sees a small-masted vessel all by its lonesome bobbin in thee waves so oi made fer hit. Once in hailing distance, oi caught thee delishus aroma of...
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Neptune got to frisky wid me so I had to...
...scarper away from 'im an 'is trident an' Pandora an 'er box roight kwik-loike. Oi fashuned me a small boat an struck out on thee hoigh seas. Hit be glorrrious, after heternity in that box! Oi dunno ow long oi henjoied me new-found freedom, but heventooly oi got bored an began ter cast about fer a divershun.
Roight. So oi sees a small-masted vessel all by its lonesome bobbin in thee waves so oi made fer hit. Once in hailing distance, oi caught thee delishus aroma of...
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Re: Munsters
by tanguerra on Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:40 am
black bart wrote:I keep seein the Munsters...wot ave I been drinkin:
Sure enough! It is the Brasso! It's Pirates Anonymous fer ye matey if ye don't larrrn te hold yer grog! (and ye won't like it, I assure ye).
Aaarrrrgggh!
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Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
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Re: Munsters
by Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:31 pm
black bart wrote:I keep seein the Munsters...wot ave I been drinkin:
Bartie ye ratskull ye be...found me Brasso yet agin 'ave ye ?! Serves ye roight wot ye be seaing ! Now tell the memmers a story of me youth !
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Re: Welcome to Thee Crow's Nest !
by Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:01 pm
pieces o'nine wrote:Yarrr, Auntie. Noice ter see ye has anuvver collum....
Neptune got to frisky wid me so I had to...
...scarper away from 'im an 'is trident an' Pandora an 'er box roight kwik-loike. Oi fashuned me a small boat an struck out on thee hoigh seas. Hit be glorrrious, after heternity in that box! Oi dunno ow long oi henjoied me new-found freedom, but heventooly oi got bored an began ter cast about fer a divershun.
Roight. So oi sees a small-masted vessel all by its lonesome bobbin in thee waves so oi made fer hit. Once in hailing distance, oi caught thee delishus aroma of...
Oh... PoN ...thArr ye arr , all these pirates in me Nest at once.....OI hven't had Sooooooo meny visitors at once since Jason and thee Argoknots stopped by a gave me this golden fleece in exchange for a map to Atlantis !
I taught them a valubull lesson !
Never take a map frum Auntie...thee liddle dearies forgit how old Auntie be , an them maps be only ruff sketches OI made me foist time through all thee seas in me Nest ... no believes me... the world is rownd... oh well ... .
Thank ye fer thee biscuits me dearie... oh yes...wot wuz oi just saying?...
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by Auntie Blackbeard on Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:29 am
Yes Dearie , dont be spreadin' it abowt where ye be , thee idea aint poplar . Would ye loike wun of me maps?
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:40 am
Are the maps round as well?
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by Auntie Blackbeard on Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:50 am
Oh... ye must be refferin' to that ancient globular orb back there ? OI think OI will shorten' that to globe ... Wot do ye think ? Help yerself to tea and biscuits.....now wot was I saying.....?
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by ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:57 pm
Sumthin' 'bout pirates in yer nest, 'nd maps, and that little bit about globes, and whatnot...
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Jim Lad
by black bart on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:18 pm
Arrrrgh, Auntie we can clink our Jim Lads together in celebrashun o winnin.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by The-evil-bucket on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:28 pm
YAR! Soon as I find something that goes clink!
Have you seen Serenity around? I keep losing it. It's about *this* big, has a big yellow spinning bit on the back, two shuttles, and two engines on the side.
Was that the main buffer panel?
Was that the main buffer panel?
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