Wal-Mart Spaghetti Boycott!!!

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:20 pm

No problum fer me matey ! Taint no Wall Marts in me harbour no hows.
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Postby Pirate Terramort on Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:46 am

My dear friends, it is important to remember that Wal-Mart did in fact help spread the truth of the FSM, by proudly displaying Happy Holiday, instead of Merry Christmas. I propose that we start a new E-mail campaign, and pleasantly ask Wal-Mart to fix the problem.

However- It may be the company that makes the spaghetti that is at fault, not Wal-Mart. If that is the case, then that company MUST be boycotted, so as to show all spaghetti making companies that broken noodles will NOT be tolerated.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:50 am

Exactly ! Wot did a noodle ever do to Wall Mert !?
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Postby Pirate Terramort on Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:29 am

I believe you mean: what did wal-mart ever do to a noodly? Anyway, what brand of noodles had been broken?
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I have posted a coment....

Postby TheWikidFool on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:09 pm

I have posted a coment warning Wal-Mart of the possible future boycott by pastarians.

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Postby jbender23 on Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:11 am

Hmm, it would seem to me that the fault could be pointed at several individuals. The spaghetti makers, for not making spaghetti noodles that had the strength of His own appendages. The shipping companies, for not treating the spaghetti with the utmost respect and putting it on top of all the other boxes. And, Wal-Mart. For not treating the boxes of noodles with proper respect. I think we should tell Wal-Mart that whenever a box of spaghetti falls on the floor, it must be doused in Holy Sauce and then burned in the incinerator.
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Postby The-evil-bucket on Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:51 am

Arrr, I be already boycotting Wal-mart.
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Postby Namowal Namowal on Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:54 pm

Pirate Terramort wrote:My dear friends, it is important to remember that Wal-Mart did in fact help spread the truth of the FSM, by proudly displaying Happy Holiday, instead of Merry Christmas.:

If they <i>really</i> respected us, they'd have said "Happy Holiday, Arrr! :fsm:
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