Excuse me, I was in a rush and I forgot.
The person below me is sitting on the bottom of a deep well, using the last minutes of their life typing things on a forum that you can accesses from the wireless from a nearby building. Oh, and you have your laptop on the bottom of the well.
Duke
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by Duke on Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:56 pm
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:51 am
nay, tis a supercomputer.
the person below me has a head fetish. (inside joke about Hellboy movie)
the person below me has a head fetish. (inside joke about Hellboy movie)
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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by Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:59 am
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:nay, tis a supercomputer.
the person below me has a head fetish. (inside joke about Hellboy movie)
Oh, I saw that, a long time ago...................Hmm, head fetish? Doesn't ring a bell.
The person below me laughs at The Ring. I know that I do. The screaming people watching it are hilarious.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:31 am
no, i actually laugh at "Killer Clowns From Outer Space".
by the way, the head fetish is refering to all the heads (masks) kronen has in the subway, and a few other referneces.
the person below me is not Duke
by the way, the head fetish is refering to all the heads (masks) kronen has in the subway, and a few other referneces.
the person below me is not Duke
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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by fusiontortellini on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:17 pm
John Wayne is dead.
The person below me likes brussels sprouts.
The person below me likes brussels sprouts.
Who really might actually be back this time . . .
May the Fiori be with you. And may It have Meatballs.
May the Fiori be with you. And may It have Meatballs.
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by Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:22 pm
Ha, back in 3rd grade, people used to call me "Brussell Sprouts".... Fusion gets the joke.
The person below me thinks that Che Guevera is a deodorant.
Duke
The person below me thinks that Che Guevera is a deodorant.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by fusiontortellini on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:27 pm
He's actually an oderant, but only in Cuba.
The person below me sometimes turns purple.
The person below me sometimes turns purple.
Who really might actually be back this time . . .
May the Fiori be with you. And may It have Meatballs.
May the Fiori be with you. And may It have Meatballs.
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by ECQuaker on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:35 pm
actually, it's more of a maroon
the person below me watches TV naked, on a bean bag chair, eating cheetos (tribute to Ron White)
the person below me watches TV naked, on a bean bag chair, eating cheetos (tribute to Ron White)
The FSM is my shephard, I shall not want
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
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by Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:43 pm
ECQuaker wrote:actually, it's more of a maroon
the person below me watches TV naked, on a bean bag chair, eating cheetos (tribute to Ron White)
No, I sit on the TV wearing cheetos and eating beans.
The person walks into their mirror every day, trying to get through, like in that book.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:11 pm
actually I just make out with it.
the person below me eats copious ammounts of subway, then sues them for getting fat.
(what is it with the word copious on these forums?)
the person below me eats copious ammounts of subway, then sues them for getting fat.
(what is it with the word copious on these forums?)
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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by ECQuaker on Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:24 pm
actually, I lost weight. And I sued them for not putting me in their commercials with Jared.
The person below me is secretly in love with three of the mods on this forum.
The person below me is secretly in love with three of the mods on this forum.
The FSM is my shephard, I shall not want
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
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by Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:59 pm
Huh? What? NO!!! WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT???? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
The person below me uses Coke for detergent.
Duke
The person below me uses Coke for detergent.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:04 pm
actually its angel dust.
the person below me has 17 sisters employed as prostitutues
the person below me has 17 sisters employed as prostitutues
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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by TheArchitect on Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:19 am
But I'm rich AS HELL!!! Mwahahahahahah
The person below me
does not really believe in the FSM!!! alak, heresy!
The person below me
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by ECQuaker on Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:35 pm
Actually I do believe in FSM, but he prefers pesto to marinara
The person below me actually flosses everyday
The person below me actually flosses everyday
The FSM is my shephard, I shall not want
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
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